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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 03:38
It was wartime. From our pretty big fortress we managed to stop the enemy form intruding the land. However, every now and then there was a flood, and we were all flushed away to some garden in the back of the fortress. That of course, was when the enemy actually saw a chance of entering the fortress to take it over. However, we returned in time to stop them. I must say, I have never had a dream as dark and gloomy as this, but I really liked it. After shooting some more intruders, I went upstairs into the fortress, to the chef cook. He was a sulky man, but I didn't really care and tried to assist him. Everytime I opened the tap to let water flush down the sink, shells of snails, parts of fishes and other dead sea creatures came out. It seemed that the cook had been sitting on the sink with his big fat body, and he accidentally cracked a pipeline with rotten and moldy sea creatures, so that those would enter the sink. What a fool, he didn't even admit it. 
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 04:05
It doesn't matter who we are! Just let these people go!
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 04:46
Nothing should have that many legs.
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to the already rich among us...'

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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 04:48
Who could anticipate that the Queen's Knights would set fire to a Felenan town? You did the best you could!
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Points: 65289 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 05:18
It was a paperweight like no other.
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Were we not with General Dinn, I'd beat the Prince to within an inch of his life!
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Points: 65289 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 05:29
Those guys were crazy.
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Whose weapon shall I forge?
May I begin?
Please wait a moment.
Please wait a moment..
Please wait a moment...
Please wait a moment....
Thank you for waiting.
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Points: 65289 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 17:01
He was the least interesting man in the world.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 17:05
Mido is just a young, normal girl till she finds out that she comes from a blood line of sex ninjas. Now she and her little ninja buddy must stop 2 demons from opening the realm of the humans to the relm of the demons.
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Tuesdays just won't be the same without Wednesdays.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Well that's completely ruined it!
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10 euros! Only for you cause you are my friend!
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I'm not your friend. Get your hand of my leg, fool! Angry
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Is that your LEG?! I thought it was your . . . hmmm . . . never mind. Embarrassed
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There are days that speak in the tongue of the lord. For he said, "To those with the proverbial apple, eat it".
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 65289 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2010 at 19:29
It was not a dark and stormy night.  That's all I'm saying.
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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 23 2010 at 01:34
You respect the sandwich.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 65289 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 23 2010 at 02:46
Switch all power to front deflector screen.
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