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    Posted: May 18 2010 at 15:58
The point of this thread is to make a review using the worst grammar you can. The album you will review is Close To The Edge. Lets see who can use the worst grammar! Also, the review doesn't have to be normal length. Make it short and really just what you overall think of the album. :P

Edit: Since it seems people would prefer it that way, you may now review any album you want. Smile


Edited by DT-PT - May 20 2010 at 15:33
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 16:02
theres not a lot i can say that hasnt been said before but this album is really really really really good.i like it a lot especially that part where wakeman play the organ yeah i really like that part alot sounds really cool.so i give this album five starsessentialmasterpiece.  BUY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 16:05
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 17:36
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 17:44

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 18:14

On this CD release after many first time attempts to achieve something of lasting worth and epicness the band led by Ian Andersons's brother Jon (not to be confused with Rael's brother John from the song of the same name by Peter Townshend of The Who ... not to be confused the different song different with a different name by The Hollies which was led by a singer called Arnold whose real name wasn't Alan, because that brother was a different kind of brother being more rotund and of greater physical mass because he did have eaten all the pies which makes him "He Ain't My Brother, He's Heavy", however Ray Davies did not have a hit with "The Tears Of Kathy's Clown" in solo form sometime before this because it was his brother called Dave, however these facts are not relevant as such accept in the fact that they are truthfulness and that is a fact so you must believe it must you not, if only it was true). To put this CD into it's historical perspex it must be sayed that side one begins just before side two (give or take 19 minutes or so) unless you have the vinyl version in which they made the mistake of putting upside down the disc back into the paper sleeve that slides inside the cheap cardboard gatefolded cover which of each one as hand painted in person by famous dead artist James Dean how he did die in a plane crash with Glen Miller and Buddy Holly that did landed on his new car because did he left the lights he did. Anyway, the cover that Dean Jagger did paint for his brother Mick was of the inside of a Gin bottle of the drink maker Gordon that was buyed by Oliver Wakeman for his brother Rick who was playing triangle and penny whistle in the band The Strawberries at the time when Yes (the name of the band, not a possitive affirmation) did decide that triangle and penny whistle would make good noise alongside Laurie Anderson's brother's singing on these songs that he did write while reading "Now We Is Six" by A A A A A Milne (to comememmeor comememar remember that they had now earned six pounds from the selling off thems other CDs that they did make before). The influence of this was so heavy on Steve Hillage at the time that all his hairs do fall out of his noses and land at the feets of Gregory Lakeside who did have them woven into a magic carpet and transported to a cosmic land where only clever peoplese can see them - and because of this and he had no hairs except those on his cloths that he do change hs name from Hillside to Hackett and form a band with his brother John (who was not in Genesis at the time or since if I remember exactly) before changing his name again, this time now to Who because he was a big time fan of the World Health Organisation but Peter Townshend did send him a life threatening drummer to Moon at him through the window and he did mix up the lettice so it did spelled Howe (the extra "e" was a mistake but no buddies did tell him because of the thing what he did said to them about The Clap). Anayways when I playeded the CD on shuffles 10,026 times and did listen to the selections one times in six times it did start with "Sibierian Klaatu" which knows everybody dose is copied from the CD by The Queen of England called News Of The Wars when everybodies on the Earth did Still Stand (now wait that was Good Night Venice by Ring O'Starr I must be getting mixeded up with some elsethings) so as you can see random cosmic events dose not like "Sinbad Klaptrap" as much as some of the other tracks on this CD that I could menshun if I could remember how they was named because A A A A A Milne did write an text to his mate J R R R R R Rowling (singist with the Rowling Stones) telling him that Dave Anderson who was in Hawkwand and Amon Dull Too did have a brother Jon who had steeled some words about a Ring and a King from hims famouse book about a Habbit called Bilbao, who did lives in Spains (mainly on the plain) but he did say that Bluetail Tailfly Luther in time suntower asking Cover lover June cast moon fast - which if you did ask me at the time I would say he was not drunk but tiered and confused so what do I no? Seventy years later, (give or take fourty years) the same is still true but not quite as honestly eventhough I spake open as I must when making up words about this CD because I and You both know this music dose span the times since now all the way back to when it was first made up by those six lads from Liverpool with themselves copying those five lads from Birmingham who was making songs that sounded like they was sunged by the Waikiki Beach Boys on thems famouse CD Pet Sworld which they did make in answer to Sgt Clegg's Lovely Arts School Bnad by Pink Crimson because know ones dose tell them it was not a question in the first plaice. Which comes me to the final track if you does play this in the write order, which is the same names as the CD which I must remove one Ringo for becuaes Imagination and Eperimentation is crushial crooshau important in Propressive Music and a band with a name as short as Yes, must be more imaginationist and clever and make up names for CDs which is not the same as the song which everyones thinks is the same becuase that would be like making a single that is too long for the radio disc jokey's to play between the adverts for unsurance and specticals ("Should have gone to Specticle Savers!" hahahaha) Anayaways, Close To the Hedge is the three almost bad pop songs mashed together by a chimp wearing boxing gloves with a forth song which is made up of bits of the sames three almost bad pop songs mixed up and glued on the end to make longer enough to fit on the CD if it was folded in half so that everyone is clever and imaginationist when they think the track is made from imagination and cleveristness and everybuddies dose throw preys and adlutlation at Chris Esquire for not making his wifes sing on the CD which makes it the best CD in the whole worlds ever. I give it only 1 Ringo's because I like Pink Crimson's "Glad I'm Not There" bestist and I would wish that one to win the Prize of the Top at PropArchives it is only good when it is completist.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 19:01
Klose(also Klaus) to the Hedge iz an mazterpeace wiff onli free sungz oll ooverr eit minutes: totaliyi zupervˇˇ 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 19:39
A requiring sound in all floods of sounds does the band in a time, that drum and is taken, oh yes and on the floor and the listening.  That the third, or other per a la the music, the head instantly becomes or if not.  Do you like it?  I know song and have all these sounds good, and very good.  Fifth thing?  Or it doesn't do that.  Must have been outside or back in the tube, like a bird, or like  cat, or like a fish, or like a a bear.  It can get it or can way beside the convalescent.  At the end makes a beach with friend.

 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 19:41
To all: bad spelling is not the same as bad grammar. Wink

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 19:43
Originally posted by Ronnie Pilgrim Ronnie Pilgrim wrote:

To all: bad spelling is not the same as bad grammar.

I know, but I did it anyway.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 20:05
Mimi kuwa na mapenzi kwa wako mama mzazi a kila siku
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 20:45
Before what can you say that that is not said? Almost edge is included into the biggest albums in all the time. Your ear is thought as shown in the middle of Heaven and much depth is in it similarly. The part of my favorite, be the organ solo of a title track but all of it are wonderful. I give 5 stars , inevitable masterpieces to this.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2010 at 20:49
Originally posted by UndercoverBoy UndercoverBoy wrote:

Before what can you say that that is not said? Almost edge is included into the biggest albums in all the time. Your ear is thought as shown in the middle of Heaven and much depth is in it similarly. The part of my favorite, be the organ solo of a title track but all of it are wonderful. I give 5 stars , inevitable masterpieces to this.

I love online translators.

Almost Edge. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2010 at 02:54
I refuse to do an attempt to review Close to the Edge in the worst grammar. I suggest that Jon Anderson reviews the album in his own words instead LOL.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2010 at 03:37
This album is difficult to say anything you would not have been said. Case is considered by many not only in the band Yes, but the entire progressive rock absolute masterpiece. The album has only three songs including the title track is twenty minutes long epic and the other two shorter than ten minutes in length songs. Siberian Khatru is snappy rock song, while And You And I have a slow and atmospheric composition. Both are great but the album is an absolute masterpiece of the title track Close to the Edge. A composition which begins quietly singing bird has many components which merge smoothly into one another and well. Recital is comfortably variation in both fast and slow components. Altogether, this is an absolute masterpiece by every progressive rock fans will be forced owns the disk shelf. Five stars.

- Translated from Finnish by Google Translate
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2010 at 03:42
^Jon Anderson must have been far ahead of his time. His lyrics show quite similar grammatical constructions Geek.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2010 at 04:47
This made me laugh! Can we do a more obscure album than Close to the Edge? Also, bad spelling should come under the umbrella of bad grammar. Or should I say grammer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2010 at 11:28
Originally posted by JemJem714 JemJem714 wrote:

This made me laugh! Can we do a more obscure album than Close to the Edge? Also, bad spelling should come under the umbrella of bad grammar. Or should I say grammer.
 
Yeah I guess mentioning bad spelling should be included, it would also be nice. Smile

And I picked Close To The Edge cause a good majority of the site has heard it so it'd be easy to find people who would like to review it. Tongue


Edited by DT-PT - May 19 2010 at 11:31
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2010 at 11:29
What bad spelling? Confused
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2010 at 13:06
The Close ....  To The Edge //22 masterwork is one of the Yes band pieces of music. Good some say but on the other hand others do think themselves that they do not like it333ff
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