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But Castaneda says you can!
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He does?
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Yes. Just start with the most recent memories and go back until the moment you lost your marbles.
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While you're doing it I'm going to fall asleep and look for my hands.
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I don't care what you say, walnuts cannot be used as replacement bearings in precision machinery.
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Not even the rain.
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I don't promise you anything beyond a pale of walters.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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"Pull the foam", she said, and her hair fell down upon her shoulders like a roasted unicorn.

"But I don't want to be your lover!" I shouted in agony, for the rusty nails driven into my body in chapter 4 were beginning to itch.

(TO BE CONTINUED)
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They are gnomin' right now. 
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Right now I'm a-gnomin'!
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A louse is not a gnome. 
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Neither is a mouse lol! LOL
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H to He, Who Am The Gnomely One
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The Least We Can Do Is Wave to Each Gnome
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MOE: Hansen?

VINNY: What's left of him.

HANK: Good lord, what's that stench?

VINNY: The eggs. They're about to hatch.

MOE: Wait! I think I heard something.

HANK: O'Malley? O'Malley, is that you?
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So You Think You Can Fart
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Aching men's feet. It's scrambled eggs...
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Try putting a little zinc on it. 
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Solitude is german for a large load of tuna fish wrapped in dripping hams.
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Like flaming loaves, Sigmund. 
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