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threefates 
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 Posted: October 26 2004 at 20:52 |
Hamburgers... taste better with mayo
Hard or Flaccid ?
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THIS IS ELP
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sigod
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Location: London
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 07:58 |
Does a guy really have to answer that?????
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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sigod
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 08:04 |
I can't believe I'm going to say this...
Hard.
Okay, equally provocative....
Looks or personality?
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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tuxon
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 08:45 |
Looks,
My favourite insult from my "highschool" days . "I asume you have a great personality" 
thruth or lies?
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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Peter
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 09:05 |
Truth, (almost) every time!
A person is nothing without honour....
Reminds me of a classic witty album title (Robert Wyatt?): "Ruth is Stranger Than Richard" Ha! 
Vikings or Huns 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 09:29 |
vikings!!!
I THINK I WOULD HAVE MADE A GOOD VIKING!!
RAPE,PLUNDER,PILLAGE,BURN
"NO NO NO PLEASE DONT BURN DOWN OUR VILLAGE"
ah hahaahahahahhhaaaa,MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
COUGH COUGH.....ITS OUR VILLAGE NOW!!!
"NO NO PLEASE DONT CARRY OFF OUR NUBILE 19 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER"...
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
19 IS TO OLD WE WILL CARRY OFF YOUR 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.....HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
AND SO ON!!
CATS OR DOGS?
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Peter
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 09:42 |
 dude wrote:
CATS OR DOGS? |
You sick, twisted.... I thought you bloody Vikings preferred SHEEP to carry back to your boat/love nest! (Long time at sea, eh?)
Oh well, dogs, I guess -- less pointy....
Vegemite, or dog barf
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 09:48 |
dog barf!!!!
after all as could be implied from the question if you can handle Vegemite you can handle anything!!!
moose or elk!!!
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 10:43 |
Elk Hunt is the best. (Say it out loud three times fast...shiver! )
Bacon or Sausage
(GDUB411 is not allowed to answer this one...hehehehhhe )
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tuxon
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 17:30 |
It's ramadam, so when the sun sets I'll fill myself with that good ol' bacon again
Pork or cow
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Garion81
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 19:40 |
Cow -Everyone knows Dog is the other "white" meat.
Swords or Sorrecery
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Peter
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 20:21 |
 In a fantasy world, sorcery.
But: In the real world, a good sharp SWORD will cut down any number of delusional, wand-weilding, would-be-wizardly schizophrenics!
An iron maiden, or hung, drawn and quartered
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 21:07 |
Well, My wife said I'm already Hung. My kids drew a picture of me. In the Military I lived in the enlisted Quarters. I guess that's my answer. GOINK!
What's the hardest first name to grow up with?:
Peter or Dick
( with love my brothers. )
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Peter
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 22:30 |
I'll field this one, Mr. Heath, if I may:
 The slang meaning of my first name is not that widely known or used (at least, not in North America) , whereas "Dick" (as in "Mr. Richard Hedd") would be sure to provoke chuckles and gibes over here, even in grade school. My name was honestly no hardship -- I don't really recall ever being teased about it as a kid, and only very rarely as an adult....
(Sorry, Mr. Heath -- you're on your own!)
Here, though, for your edification and cruel amusement, are some actual surnames (most were collected on nightshift, from the computer system of a large Toronto hospital) that I'm glad not to be saddled with:
Badcock, Reddick, Cockburn (Yowtch! Bushfire!), Cocker, Kuntz, Poots, Poontip, Smelle, Monster, Freake, Mahboob, Downer, Cumming, Wartman, Chu, Chuckmuch, Trout, Salmon, Codd, Herring, Bass, Fish, Rimmer, Rims, Cakebread, Large (yes, his first name was Peter), Legacy (first name: Randy), Buffalo, Lickers, Lickfold, Dyke, Dykeman, Goodbody, Goodhand, Goodhead, Hasbuns, Biggerstaff, Waggstaff, Body, Blower, Grinder, Diklic, Horney, Hooker, Felcher, Stiff, Semenous, Inch, Hand, Finger, Handler (call me Willie), Sukunda, Fuchs, Sin, Suk, Singbush, Bush, Suckling, Sukhabut, Seedram, Fagg, Dickie, Balls, Ball, Dick, Dicks, Hiscock, Suchocki, Dong, Dongas, Beavers, Berwanger, C**ti, Snache, Prickett, Pickett, Peniston, Tite, Titz, Titanic, Shakespeare, and, last but not least, Hitler!
So, dear Richard, it could be worse -- much, much worse!
Danbo, or Dumbo
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Eddy
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 22:40 |
dumbo for me. i dont know who or what danbo is?! sry!
Brand X or Bill Bruford! this is a hard one, at least for me.......
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gdub411
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Posted: October 27 2004 at 23:35 |
Eddy wrote:
dumbo for me. i dont know who or what danbo is?! sry!
Brand X or Bill Bruford! this is a hard one, at least for me.......
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Eddy...you're so adorable. Do you not read any of the posts or who's posting them.
Danbo is a forum member you silly goose....judging from his 2,343,333,337,645 posts I would have thought ya might have noticed him by now
Eddy or the Beaver
oh...Brand X by the way
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 28 2004 at 14:56 |
Eddy (I heard he used to be a cop in L.A.)
It's easy to piss off Peter Rideout or Danbo is good at pissing off Peter Rideout
Edited by danbo
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Reed Lover
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Posted: October 28 2004 at 15:38 |
Do you mean standing on the chap and doing a pee? Have you got pictoral evidence of you doing this?
Micturate or Expectorate?
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Peter
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Posted: October 28 2004 at 16:24 |
danbo wrote:
Eddy (I heard he used to be a cop in L.A.)
It's easy to piss off Peter Rideout or Danbo is good at pissing off Peter Rideout
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For the record, old chum, far from being peed off, I was amused!
I answered in a pedantic fashion because that is what my public expect of me.
Did you not find those silly surnames even somewhat amusing?
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
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Posted: October 28 2004 at 18:26 |
Reed Lover wrote:
Do you mean standing on the chap and doing a pee? Have you got pictoral evidence of you doing this?
Micturate or Expectorate?
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I do both regularly, but as the first is necessary for continued living, I'll go with... take a leak/whiz/slash/pee -- siphon the python: micturate.
(Get it? Yellow!)
Nice expectorating Smiley, though. Ha!
Rex Reed, or Lou Reed
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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