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tuxon 
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 Posted: October 22 2004 at 16:23 |
Spinal tap
I always like an amplifier to reach eleven.
Steak or fish
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 22 2004 at 16:32 |
Fish (Raw and wriggling.... Hamachi sashimi, please!)
Chips or Steamed Soy Beans
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threefates
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Posted: October 22 2004 at 23:23 |
Chips.... I'm not on Adkins...
Salsa or Guacamole...??
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Peter
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 01:04 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 07:57 |
WHAT THE HELL IS GUACAMOLE?(SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF JIM GARTENS MUTATED ANIMAL SOLDIERS!! )
ANYWAY, WE DONT HAVE HALLOWEEN IN AUSTRALI,ALTHOUGH I HERE IT HAS TAKEN HOLD IN SOME PARTS OF SYDNEY AND ONCE MANY YEARS AGO WE HAD SOME KIDS COME TO THE DOOR OF MY PARENTS HOUSE SHOUTING "trick or treat"...........I WONDERED, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS"?...I THINK I TOLD THEM TO GET LOST 
BACK TO THE STEAK OR FISH(STEAK FOR ME!! ALTHOUGH I LOVE FISH TO)
IF YOU CHOSE THE STEAK WHAT SAUCE OR GRAVY WOULD YOU HAVE
MUSHROOM OR DIANNE?(BOTH ARE YUMMO!!!)
Edited by dude
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 14:21 |
Ah,
Lighten the f**k up (Bomb shelters are for pussies!)
and
Dianne (Not sure, but I think I ate a Dianne once, but never, never, never.... a mushroom)
Chopsticks or Cattleprods
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Eddy
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 14:34 |
cattle prods all the way! i mean chopsticks come on they cant shoot electrsity at cows the way cattle prods do. also cattle prods are bigger! what a easy CHoice!
Ash ra tempel or Tangerine dream......tough i know
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threefates
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Posted: October 23 2004 at 21:38 |
Tangerine Dream... atleast I'm assured a good nights sleep
Timberlands or Doc Martins ?
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sigod
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 07:06 |
Doc Martins every time but hey, I'm an Englishman (strikes up refrain from HMS Pinafore).
Ozzy Osbourne or nice fluffy bunnies?
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Jim Garten
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 07:39 |
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Got to be Ozzy - even if he is about as dangerous as a fluffy bunny nowadays.
Which brings me on to:
Riding a quad bike, or telling Big John at the pub that his wife looks like a bulldog licking p*** off a nettle?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 11:15 |
Well Jim It seems whe have a lot to talk about.
I'll meet you at the pub, my friend
I'd go for the quad thing, knowing my reaction, kind of abrubt, looks a lot safer to me
Where would you rather be.
In Jim's shoes or two steps away from heaven (not much of a difference I suppose)
Edited by Big John
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threefates
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 13:51 |
I don't wear anyone else's shoes.. so I guess its the 2 steps from heaven for me...(looking at my signature montage puts me there anyway....ahhhh)
land phones or cell phones ?
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tuxon
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 14:29 |
earphones actualy.
I don't have a phone, have no need for it. I'm to important. (they call the secretary, they dare not contact me, for I cannot be desturbed from my important work.)
but I'll leave the question for the next.
land pony's or cell phoney's
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Jim Garten
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 16:24 |
 Big John wrote:
Well Jim It seems whe have a lot to talk about.
I'll meet you at the pub, my friend
I'd go for the quad thing, knowing my reaction, kind of abrubt, looks a lot safer to me
Where would you rather be.
In Jim's shoes or two steps away from heaven (not much of a difference I suppose) |
Ooooohhhh - Lummocks!!!! 
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 18:07 |
Land Poneys (Ooooh, We have someone to give us dirt on Jimbo...)
Jim Garten's Underwear or A semen, urine, fecal sampler
(Ooops, could be considered one and the same thing, )
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Peter
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 20:27 |
^ ! 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Eddy
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 22:28 |
jim garters underwear, because it isnt as nasty as the other choices.
WHich would you abolish from the earth, if you had that power...
rap or country or martha stewart
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Peter
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Posted: October 25 2004 at 22:53 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Location: Australia
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Posted: October 26 2004 at 09:52 |
LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE SHARK DEATHS ARE COMMON I WOULD HAVE TO SAY
WHAT KIND OF CHOICE IS THAT??
I MEAN ......REALLY!! I WOULD RATHER DIE IN BED FROM OLD AGE!!
BY THE WAY PETER ITR IS GOOD TO SEE YOU HAVE RECOVERED FROM MY ER...........WASP...RESCUE..????
SATAN OR SATIN?
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sigod
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Posted: October 26 2004 at 10:02 |
Satan. He doesn't show up the stains as much and the lord of darkness is less clingy than satin....
Hotdogs or Hamburgers?
Edited by sigod
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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