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    Posted: February 23 2010 at 18:16
I heard a funny one from one of my nephews, and would like to share it-

         What did the duck say to the waiter?
                                        Put it on my bill.
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Hmmm, should have dropped this under just for fun.  Now we're going to have to have a general discussion about your nephew. LOL
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Hey, every comedian's gotta start somewhere.
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^ Yeah, but it's where they end that matters. And I'll tell you what, if that previous joke is any indication......

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
......he is on his way to greatness, fame and fortune.
 
 
 
"WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH!    WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!   WAAAAAOOOO!!!"

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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Hmmm, should have dropped this under just for fun.  Now we're going to have to have a general discussion about your nephew. LOL
I had meant to post it under just for fun, but i made a mistake, must have been too late and i was too tired
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What do you call a pig with one eye?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
pig.
What?
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Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea. "What's this?" asked the first fisherman, "It looks as if someone is drowning!"
"No," explained the second fisherman, "It's just a little wave."
Percussion, sir!
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                                                                AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

As far as I can tell, to be a real man, you must die of cancer with an ulcer and a war wound, before your time.



                                                      THE PARANOID'S ANSWER

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Oh my God! The huge and powerful organization that's after me has grown so huge + powerful
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a man who had been trouble with his memory went to his doctor, and said-
         Doc, i have been having the worst trouble with my memory lately
           the Doctor replied, well, how long have you been having this problem?
               the man replied, What problem?
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Sometimes the most simple of jokes are the funniest.
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What do you call a cross between a pig and a human?
           A Piganoid.
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That was pretty funny.
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- "Look, I've just bought the smallest hearing-aid in the world"
- "Really? And what did you play for it?"
- "Oh, exactly quarter past four."
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

What do you call a pig with one eye?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
pig.

What do you call a blind fish?









fsh!
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?

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What was the road-paver's favorite science fiction series?
                              Tar Trek.
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Beethoven spent most of his life composing-you know what he is doing now,
          he is decomposing.

            who was the composer that had previously been a geologist?
                 Rachmaninov

           who was the composer with the re-occurring bad cough?
                  Tchaikovsky
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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2010 at 16:54
Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:



            who was the composer that had previously been a geologist?
                 Rachmaninov

           who was the composer with the re-occurring bad cough?
                  Tchaikovsky


I don't get it. Question
Percussion, sir!
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Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:



            who was the composer that had previously been a geologist?
                 Rachmaninov

           who was the composer with the re-occurring bad cough?
                  Tchaikovsky


I don't get it. Question


"Rock" and "Cough," respectively.
https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2010 at 16:56
Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:



            who was the composer that had previously been a geologist?
                 Rachmaninov

           who was the composer with the re-occurring bad cough?
                  Tchaikovsky


I don't get it. Question

Rachmaninov sounds like Rockmaninov, and Tchaikovsky sounds like Tchaicoughsky?
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