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harmonium.ro
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Location: Anna Calvi
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Topic: The Rules Posted: February 21 2010 at 21:12 |
1. The First Rule of ProgArchives is: you do not talk about ProgArchives.
2. The Second Rule of ProgArchives is: you DO NOT talk about ProgArchives.
3. The Third Rule of ProgArchives is: ..............................................................
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The Quiet One
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Joined: January 16 2008
Location: Argentina
Status: Offline
Points: 15745
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Posted: February 21 2010 at 21:28 |
4. The Fourth Rule of Progarchives is: you must create your thread in the right section(just for fun)
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LinusW
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Joined: September 27 2007
Location: Sweden
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Points: 10665
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 04:17 |
The Fifth Rule of ProgArchives is: Tread carefully - DT discussions can kill a man
The Sixth Rule of ProgArchives is: There is no Rule Six
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 04:26 |
The Seventh Rule of ProgArchives is: See Rule Six
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 19643
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 04:32 |
Rule eight: ANY religious discussion threads must have ridiculous quote pyramids to make the discussion more disorienting and overall confusing.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 04:39 |
Rule 9: be aware of the possibility that you might never leave the archives. Rule 10: while eating, try not to munch. Rule 11: use the search function before starting another Dream Theater thread.
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someone_else
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Joined: May 02 2008
Location: Going Bananas
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Points: 24338
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 04:53 |
Rule 12: If you want to create a really hot topic, let Dream Theater, King Crimson, Rush or Yes be the subject of it, no matter how many similar threads there are, or - if it is not about music - create a topic about religion (Darwinism included) since even the most notorious atheists and agnostics may be thoroughly fascinated by it.
Edited by someone_else - February 22 2010 at 05:55
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 04:59 |
Rule 13: If you want to be one of the "cool guys", try to avoid posting in forums other than Just for Fun.
Edited by Vompatti - February 22 2010 at 04:59
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 19643
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 05:01 |
Rule 14: Thread necromancy on topics such as (and including) the Is anyone else getting sick of Pink Floyd? thread is not cool.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 05:04 |
Rule 15: Regular necromancy is cool.
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O666
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 20 2009
Location: TEHRAN-IRAN
Status: Offline
Points: 2619
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 06:02 |
Rule 16 : You must learn ENGLISH ( if your ENGLISH is not good like me! )
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Raff
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Joined: July 29 2005
Location: None
Status: Offline
Points: 24429
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 07:05 |
Rule 16: The use of blue font is recommended in conjunction with the quote pyramids mentioned in Rule #8.
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 09:48 |
Rule 17: Try not to use white text.
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harmonium.ro
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: August 18 2008
Location: Anna Calvi
Status: Offline
Points: 22989
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 09:56 |
Rule 18: Once you get in a dispute, never give up. The opponent is ALWAYS misreading and/or misinterpreting what you say, that's why he is totally wrong.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 10:02 |
Rule 19: democracy is not good... make sure your polls can prove only what you want, don't let the common people decided freely in your polls.
Rule 20: Changing others posts when you quote them is the best way to win a discussion...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The Pessimist
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Joined: June 13 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 3834
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 10:36 |
Rule 21: 1. Start a topic on Rush 2. ??? 3. Profit
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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UndercoverBoy
Forum Senior Member
Joined: November 10 2009
Location: Tulsa, OK, U.S.
Status: Offline
Points: 5148
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 11:12 |
Rule 22: In every argument about Dream Theater, there must be at least one Brit (or Austrailian) complaining how the band's name is spelled (excuse me, spelt.)
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 11:19 |
Rule 23: do not put an avatar with Frank Zappa on it... too many members have done it already...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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SaltyJon
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 11:27 |
Rule 23b: more cat avatars, on the other hand, are acceptable.
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jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 11:30 |
SaltyJon wrote:
Rule 23b: more cat avatars, on the other hand, are acceptable. |
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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