Bar Fight! *throws beer mug*

I quickly put the fire out with my waterspout skill. Then I turn FIP into a newt.

"Because I happen to know that you haven't acquired the fire breath skill yet."

I spot a copy of the Daily Racing Form and sit down to read it.

FIRE BREATH???!!!  I stun floydispink, the big liar, with an imported lightning.

Now that I can't sit any longer in this virtual bar without being noticed, I try to sneak my way to the exit door. Meanwhile I provide Floyd, who is completely pink, with a purple spot: I bash him just by accident.

Edited by someone_else - November 16 2009 at 06:27

I grab Joel's corpse and forcefully throw it at Vompatti.

Performing some brain salad surgery on the two you.   Mmmm, mix in some hot sauce, fry 'em up good.

Oh crap, forgot to put on the panko...


Edited by Slartibartfast - November 16 2009 at 04:32

*Laughs when Vompatti's fork bends against my steeln flesh*

Oh Vompatti *Shakes head and laughs cynically* did you ever think that, you, Eric the Beastiality Fan, had any real chance whatsoever?

*Scoffs*

*Laughs at Vompatti, because he's been double-crossed*

*Shoots razorblades from eyes and makes sweet, sweet love to Winona*

*Spits in Eric's eye and knees testicles repeatedly*