Bar Fight! *throws beer mug*

I put a coin in the jukebox and select "Old Black Joe".

I ban Blowin Free for attempting to make fun of one of the greatest Yes songs ever. Once I've banned him I urinate in his ear.

I come in and blast "Love Beach" on the jukebox.

I sit down at a table in the corner and begin to cry. 

I croon an off-key version of Old Black Joe through my onion tears.

I make sure Winona leaves the bar so she is not caught up in this mess. I then shove Vompatti out of the bar and start shooting some beer at floydispink with the beer taps.

I throw birdwithteeth at the stripper's pole (it's a very kinky bar). Because of his insanely large teeth he gets stuck at the pole.

I struggle, but finally manage, to rip the pole out of it's bearings. While it is still stuck in my teeth, I begin swinging it at floydispink and Vompatti since they are the two closest to me.

I also am immune to telekinetic powers.

I grab the pole and stick it up birdwithteeth's beak.

I come in the bar riding a pink elephant(this is all a figment of our imaginations after the TNW exploded right?)