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Joined: April 29 2004
Location: Heart of Europe
Status: Offline
Points: 20248
Posted: August 21 2009 at 04:54
JJLehto wrote:
Myself, Viking funeral.
No doubt.
The old atheist pagan I am quiite like this idea, but the drakkar generrally sinks before the body is fully consumed; therefore you finish eaten by crabs. >>> I'll go for a funeral pyre >>> veering into a BBQ so everyone can laugh and feast in honour of my death.
Normal cremation sucks because it's too "christianized"
let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
Joined: November 10 2008
Location: __
Status: Offline
Points: 65760
Posted: September 23 2009 at 21:48
When I die I want an extremely long funeral, during which Merzbow plays ceaselessly. I'm not a big fan, but everyone in attendance is a lot less of one than I am.
I have an elaborate plan. While I'm still alive, I will write a book about my funeral. I will be shot into space into the most barren looking part of the sky. My body will float for years and years until it is finally sucked into a Black Hole. My corpse/ space ship will go through it. The sheer greatness of this sight will cause a time to derail causing the universe to slide in and out of dimensions, therefore annihilating all life in the universe. Now for the real thing. The proceeds from my book will go towards the payment for the ship. When I die my body will be launched into space and the story will stay the same except for one change. The launching of my body will create a fifteen minute countdown to the detonation of a small atomic bomb. While all of my fans and loved ones watch (and mourn) in awe, the bomb will explode creating a grand entrance into my extremely selfish funeral rites. Imagine the shock on my fans faces when they know that I killed them........... oh yeah.... they'd be dead....
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
Posted: October 07 2009 at 11:22
Dean wrote:
I think I'd like to be stabbed with a pin once every hour for a day or two - just in case I'm suffering from some form of dyssomnia. Unless it's catalepsy, then that would be a pretty useless test I guess, though whispering in my ear that someone's scratched one of my vinyls may revive me fairly sharpish even from a deep catatonic state. Or I might be suffering from narcolepsy, so it might be an idea to check my iPod just to see if anyone's slipped a Coldplay album in there as that would produce a similar effect. Or I might just be hibernating, so best leave me until spring to see if I wake up when the weather improves.
BEST ANSWER EVER...!!! yes... I should check for Coldplay infection on my ipod too... and agree... they have to tell me someone is stealing my Collection of albums and sure I revive and chase the thief... jajaja...
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
Posted: October 07 2009 at 11:30
mmm... Burried... for the Resident Evil kind of zombie exponation -who wants to miss the fun- and also, It would be interesting to see if I do not decompose... I'm kind of saint you know..!!!
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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