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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:15 |
August 15, 2012
European Union reforms and troops from France, Germany, and Spain begin to pour upon the shores of Ireland...
UFAR (China) sends an appeal to Ireland, stating that if they submit to the Chinese will and become a client state of the UFAR, China will send all the support they need.
Chinese invasion of the US stops after taking a few hundred miles of territory. Territory is consolidated, although there is heavy resistance.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:16 |
September 2012
not wanting China too powerful, SA suspends American assaults and pours troops into EU. Attacks on Ireland subside as troops go back to defend their homeland. SA military, however, is beginning the fray, as discipline is lacking. Portugal is bribed into supporting SA with diamonds and oil. SA plans to build base at tip of Antarctica in preparation for future invasion of South America (another SA!)
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:23
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:24 |
October 2012,
China builds a massive palace and Conor Wong declares himself emperor of the world. A word of great peace is spread by Emperor Conor, promising great things to those that join his reign.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:26 |
November 2012,
Ireland submits to China!
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:28 |
November 2012- Emperor Neurotarkus I of SA decides to form loose alliance with Emperor Wong, though he keeps his country. However, SA is barely a single nation anymore, more a collection of people. The country is in a state of near anarchy. The only organized area is the very tip of Africa, the former SA.On November, 29th, 2012, Emperor Neurotarkus I dies of mysterious circumstances.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:30
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:29 |
December 2012
Ireland re-enforces the northern tip of SA, and helps to bring peace.
Edited by progkidjoel - October 02 2009 at 21:30
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:31 |
December 2012
China sends in support troops to South Africa, to help quell the people and restore order to Africa. Meanwhile, a garrison is placed in Ireland to secure rule. "You answer to me now!" All arms turn towards Australia and New Zealand.
Edited by Conor Fynes - October 02 2009 at 21:31
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:31 |
December, 19th, 2012- an underground movement begins internationally, as billions of anarcho-primitivist protesters destroy all technology in trying to purify the human race. No one knows who started the International Rebellion, though there are rumors.....
Irish forces in Northern Africa find the area to be uncivilized and loose. People are living like animals again. Civilization has been destroyed....
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:32
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:32 |
Emperor Wong blames the death of Neurotarkus on the treachery of New Zealanders!
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:35 |
January 2013-
SA is no more. The billions of tightly packed people there have died, and the entire continent reverts to a state of primitive, hunter-gatherer lifestyle. An Irish soldier finds, living in a cave, the ruler formerly know as Emperor Neurotarkus I, raising a family and eating deer meat.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:36
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:37 |
(Neurotarkus, planning on being a different nation? United States? European Union?)
February 2013, China grieves the loss of South Africa as their ally, but uses the vacuum of power to sweep in and galvanize the people.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:37 |
February, 2013- Argentina invades Chile...... African people attempt in vain to resist the men coming into their homes, shooting their fire sticks. Sun King Ñeurotárkus of Argentina urges China to leave Africans alone, as they can get snappy.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:41
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:39 |
March 2013, China recognizes the new action taken in South America, and welcomes Argentina to the main stage.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:42 |
China broadcasts messages downplaying the severity of the new revolution in Africa, hoping it won't spread to other parts of the world...
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:42 |
April 2013- Soon, 3 countries are left in South America- Argentina with the south, Colombia with the north, and Brazil. All 3 are beefing up their militaries, waiting for someone to strike first. America watches closely and, in typical American fashion, tries (and fails, due to mysterious activities from a certain African caveman ) to build oil rigs in former SA territories.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:44
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:44 |
May 2013, China ignores Argentina's pleas, and declares 'the first war on behalf of human dignity' and begins a crackdown on the primitives, in a fashion much alike the spanish inquisition..
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:46 |
June 2013-
Colombia attacks Brazil. One of the largest clashes in all of history ensues, but, in the end, both countries stand in a stalemate, and Argentina sees a nice opportunity to attack. Both countries are quickly overrun, but prove hard to tame.
Chinese soldiers in Africa have major trouble, due to restless primitives, dense foliage, challenging landscapes, disease, temperature, rain, and everything Africa has to throw at them. Chinese forces are given hell by mother nature in Africa.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:50
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Conor Fynes
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Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:49 |
July 2013
Turning it's eyes away from New Zealand, China builds up defenses against the South American conglomerate, and demands Ireland to follow suit.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:51 |
August 2013-
Argentinians make large profits off of drug trade, selling cocaine from Colombia to countries around the world. Drug money is then used to buy the Chinese emperor a 20-foot tall silver toilet as a gag.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:52
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Conor Fynes
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 3196
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:53 |
September 2013- Chinese Emperor leaves stool sample in toilet than ships it back to Argentina.
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