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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:38 |
June 2001!
Ireland assists South Africa in the invasion of Madagascar with weapons stolen from Britain and military assistance.
Edited by progkidjoel - October 02 2009 at 20:39
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:39 |
2001? Time machines are cheating, Joel.
July 2011- South Africa conquers Madagascar. Cus we're greedy b*****ds and we want all of Africa, including the islands, we take all of Madagascar and agree to help Ireland against someone, as long as they're not too tough. South Africa advises against any alliances with Tajikstan, as they are poor as dirt and will be smashed by China like a porcelain vase. SoAfrica invades Zimbabwe and Mozambique
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 20:43
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:42 |
August 2011
Ireland sets its sights on NZ, and launches nuclear weapons on the capital!
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:43 |
September 2011- South Africa decides not to get into this, as NZ can get pissy. Instead, we decide to send Ireland a bunch of diamonds, cus we got lots of them. There, we cool? Use your diamonds to buy some nukes, spud-lovers. Heh heh. Don't kill me. Defense is built up even more, as these nations seem very likely to go to war.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 20:46
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:47 |
October 2011, New Zealand calls upon traditional allies, Russia and Tajikistan to boycott potato imports from Ireland. The resulting Slavic famine causes widespread hatred of New Zealand Politicians, who have to resort to Dacha meetings with the respective Parties.
The subsequent agreement lifts the ban on Irish Potato exports, therein confirming alliances between the three nations. Ireland, scared sh*tless by Russia, decides not to attack NZ, but instead focus upon Papua New Guinea.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:48 |
November 18th, 2011
In celebration of his birthday, King Joel of Ireland decides to use his diamonds to buy China a new fleet of aircraft. Discussions then begin for future allegiance between the two superpowers.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:49 |
December 2011-
SA invades Angola and Zambia. Poor African nations fall like dominoes in the diamond-fueled SA assault. SA attempts to ally with China and Ireland against America, because they told SA to stop invading people. Mexico is used as a temporary base for SA forces in return for diamonds.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 20:55
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:54 |
January 2012 -
Ireland agrees to invade the US with SA, and anxiously awaits compliance from China!
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:56 |
January 2012
To celebrate the new year, China makes lauds the Irish and South African states for their sucess in each developing empires for themselves.
Sends request of an alliance to make a triple threat against Oceania.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:56 |
Also in January 2012- USA enlists support of the Democratic Republic of Congo, hoping to tie up SA forces in Africa, as DRC is ammassing forces to defend against the ambitious SA.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:58 |
February 2012- Massive battles happen in Africa. SA pushes slowly but surely into DRC as US and SA forces skirmish in the Mexican skies, and we wait for Ireland and China to get over here. We agree to split US in 1/3rds; SA gets East, you decide the rest.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 20:59 |
(We need to find someone to play the United States.)
China agrees to make a combined attack on the US. Chinese fleet amasses on the Western Seaboard. Forms beachhead near Portland but meets very strong resistance.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:00 |
I'll do US too.
March 2012- SA takes Texas, US runs short for oil. DRC is near pacified, and, with nothing to stop them, SA runs over the rest of Africa in a mere month. Defense is strengthened further; nuclear weapons are stockpiled, but will not be used aggressively; only 1) for defense and 2) as a last resort.
US buys oil from Arabs, focuses attention on Portland.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:02
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:01 |
March 2012
Ireland takes claim to the west Coast of the USA, leaving the center for China. Full-scale invasions begin on the west coast of the US, with SA coming in from the east.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:03 |
progkidjoel wrote:
March 2012
Ireland takes claim to the west Coast of the USA, leaving the center for China. Full-scale invasions begin on the west coast of the US, with SA coming in from the east. |
We come from the south, you from the east, and Chine from the west. Canada is hiding. April 2012- US resisteance is heavy, minimal territorial gains are made. SA makes bundles of cash selling diamonda and African oil to everyone, starts throwing money at everything, including buying King Joel of Ireland a giant, solid gold carrot, because Emperor Neurtotarkus I was wasted at the time.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:05
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:05 |
April 2012
China begins making communication signals directed at the outer reaches of space, hoping to appeal to the Wombats of Planet Vompatti.
United States citizens and military holds strong; pushes back Irish/Chinese joint forces.
China also makes pacts with Vietnam, Kazakhstan, and Cambodia, adopting them under a new flag; 'The United Federation of Asian Republics.'
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:06 |
June 2012- US forces take all former territory and even bully Canada into support. SA gets angry and takes Canada until further notice. SA invades Saudi Arabia (another SA lol) to cut off US oil supplies. SA attempts to infest US with Malaria from their massive eastern jungles, but Americans have no standing water. Foiled again, SA!
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:10
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:10 |
July 2012
UFAR skirmishes forces into Saudi Arabia. Some small firefights between South African forces and Chinese forces break out. Diplomats dispatched to work out a fair division of Saudi Arabia.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:10 |
July 2012
Ireland retreats to the shores of the homeland, their morale crushed by the military willpower of the USA.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:11 |
August, 14, 2012
SA forces are starting to lose control, and they become more of freelance guerrillas than disciplined SA warriors. Saudi Arabia is split down the centre. SA and US aircraft fight to a draw in the skies of Texas. US submarines are sent to assault Irish shipping in the Atlantic.
Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 21:15
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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