Twelve points to ponder...

TWELVE THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

12. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

11. Life is sexually transmitted.

10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

9. (For Women or gay men only) Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection make him a sandwich.

8. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

7. Some people are like Slinkies.not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

5. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

2. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

(Haha, have a laugh..... okay, stop. Get yer arse back to work Garten!)

penguindf12 wrote: danbo wrote: 1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. Call me stupid, but I don't get that one.

Perhaps Penguin you don't know the oldest profession.....prostitution.....that should clear it up for ya

danbo wrote: penguindf12 wrote: danbo wrote: 1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. Call me stupid, but I don't get that one. Ah, innocence is golden. Thank you penguin, all the world is not bad.

OH NO....Now I corrupted Penguin!!

WHAT!!!..another shallow meaningless thraed,this looks like the work of only one man.........

DANBO(insert dramatic chord here)

with appropriate silly contributions from the rest of us

dude wrote: WHAT!!!..another shallow meaningless thraed,this looks like the work of only one man......... DANBO(insert dramatic chord here) with appropriate silly contributions from the rest of us

I'll take that as a compliment, while I sit here listening to Baby Animals and eating museli!  Nothing like a pure morning purging to set the day straight!

Easy Livin wrote: Fantastic Danbo, I laughed out loud at number 7!

Showing yer age Easy? Half the kiddies here are scratching their beans saying, "What's a slinky?"

danbo wrote: Easy Livin wrote: Fantastic Danbo, I laughed out loud at number 7! Showing yer age Easy? Half the kiddies here are scratching their beans saying, "What's a slinky?"

I did have to ask my grandfather Danbo.

danbo wrote: Jim Garten wrote: danbo wrote: Haha, have a laugh..... okay, stop. Get yer arse back to work Garten! Danny-boy - you know me soooooo well! I am minded to remind you that California is like muesli; take out the fruits and the flakes, and you've nothing left....... That only applies to natural born Californians. I am not natural... er, Ah, I mean. I wasn't born here. Of course, it hasn't rained in 6 months, so my skin's not all pasty and wrinkled. How's the slicker, London-boy?

Ahem, being "naturally" born here I don't ever remember any of this being part of the "california" lifestyle until all the freaks from the midwest and the east coast started showing up.