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crimhead
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Posted: August 13 2009 at 14:29 |
A miraculous auction find for someone who's into that kind of stuff smells of a weekend in a damp dusty basements looking for all of your childhood memories before they are thrown out with yesterdays trash.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 13 2009 at 11:55 |
Rubber and latex from the effects studio of the Tokyo suburb from which he was made smells like a miraculous auction find for someone who's into that kind of stuff.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 13 2009 at 11:13 |
Godzilla's mentally challenged twin brother, Robby, who is amazingly talented at chess.smells of rubber and latex from the effects studio of the Tokyo suburb from which he was made.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: August 13 2009 at 09:36 |
any roadie from a Southern boogie band smells like Godzilla's mentally challenged twin brother, Robby, who is amazingly talented at chess.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: August 13 2009 at 02:27 |
Barbecued roadkill smeared with raw hotdog mince smells like any roadie from a Southern boogie band
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 21:57 |
A drunken homeless bum searching the gutters for any cigarette butts that he can find smells just like barbecued roadkill smeared with raw hotdog mince.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 21:21 |
A suck wandering the streets after dark smells like a drunken homeless bum searching the gutters for any cigarette butts that he can find.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 19:13 |
revolution, cigarillos de Hoya y bolsas de sucre smells like a suck wandering the streets after dark
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 18:20 |
Fidel Castro's beard (which is not Mexican) smells of revolution, cigarillos de Hoya y bolsas de sucre
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 17:17 |
Endless supplies of potatoes and meatballs smells like Fidel Castro's beard.
Edited by progkidjoel - August 12 2009 at 17:18
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 17:16 |
The Conservative Party Annual Conference smells like endless supplies of potatoes and meatballs.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 17:14 |
A bunch of pretentous people getting together to one up the other on what they have acquired in life smells like the Conservative Party Annual Conference
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 15:50 |
A section of street where no one has yet pissed during the annual arts festival smells of a bunch of pretentous people getting together to one up the other on what they have acquired in life.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:51 |
A great spot for a dog to mark it's territory smells like a section of
street where no one has yet pissed during the annual arts festival.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:47 |
A septuagenarian oak trees growing in a
polluted park close to the cemetery and right next to the crematorium
for domestic pets smells of a great spot for a dog to mark it's territory.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:45 |
A bar room floor on a Saturday night after all the good ol boys have
stuck out with what women are there at closing time just to go home and
plop their asses in bed and cry themselves to sleep over their sad and
miserable existences smells like septuagenarian oak trees growing in a
polluted park close to the cemetery and right next to the crematorium
for domestic pets.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 13:33 |
Beer smells of a bar room floor on a Saturday night after all the good ol boys have stuck out with what women are there at closing time just to go home and plop their asses in bed and cry themselves to sleep over their sad and miserable existences.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 08:56 |
the contents of the CD locker in a redneck's truck smells like beer.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: August 12 2009 at 02:59 |
Interchangeable soulless corporate rock made by a bunch of pompous pretty-boys smells like the contents of the CD locker in a redneck's truck
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: August 11 2009 at 22:28 |
the slow and painful death of yet another worthless bum smells like interchangeable soulless corporate rock made by a bunch of pompous pretty-boys.
Edited by Neurotarkus - August 11 2009 at 22:28
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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