Smells Like... What?

Everything I've seen in Monty Python smells like the rich aroma of an unexpected visit from the Spanish inquisition complete with comfy chair, soft cushions and Cardinal Fang being extremely silly

Mel Brooks smells like Gene Wilder, Hedley Lamarr and a buch of cowpokes eating beans and farting merrily

Fun for the whole family smells like a mixture of tobacco, soda, cherry vanilla flavored ice-creams, incense, fruit flavored teas and hot turkey.

An old fart sitting on a porch listening to his grandson play blue grass on a ukelele smells like a fun time at the Bush family compound.

A fun time at the Dick Cheney family picnic smells like burnt gunpowder and lawyer sweat.

A Warren Zevon song lyric smells of Werewolves, Mayfair, Lee Ho Fooks, and running amok in Kent with an excitable boy

The studio sound where the jam sessions between Morrissey and Fields of the Nephilim had turned out of hand smells like an unsuccessful collaboration that made Johnny Marr laugh uncontrollably when he heard the results

After listening to the Smiths., the smell of the upheaval of incomplete digestion.

The girls giggling and falling over again and again in the apartment above mine smells of another slumber/pajama party given by Flo and Winona that Vompatti didn't get invited to.

One of those little things that makes a sensitive young man like me feel unwanted and depressed, oh why doesn't anyone love me what's wrong with me oh how miserable and lonely I am etc smells of another reason to give on being too too serious and start drinking heavily. It's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world.