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crimhead 
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 Posted: June 21 2009 at 10:36 |
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Why isn't cake part of the food pyramid?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 10:43 |
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Because it's too soft to be at the bottom and too silly to be at the top?
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crimhead
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 10:47 |
 Vompatti wrote:
Because it's too soft to be at the bottom and too silly to be at the top?
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Cake is too silly?!? Bite thy tongue.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 10:48 |
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How can I bite something that's in my mouth?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 16:23 |
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Isn't biting people illegal in most countries, except Panama?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 17:14 |
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Isn't Panama a lake or something?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 20:06 |
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isn't it a Van Halen song?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 02:59 |
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Why the Van? Is he a saint or something?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 11:36 |
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Aren't windowless vans for creepy pedophile people?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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crimhead
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 11:58 |
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Why can't we breathe liquid oxygen?
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el dingo
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 16:44 |
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Why don't mushrooms wear sunglasses?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 16:47 |
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What's wrong with my misplaced shoulder (the right one)?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 17:52 |
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Why does it seem like everyone wants to sell me dog biscuits?
Edited by Neurotarkus - June 22 2009 at 17:52
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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el dingo
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 17:58 |
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Good Cop, Bad Cop - they expect us to be taken in by this charade?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 19:03 |
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Why is Mr. Potato Head staring at me?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 19:46 |
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Why are you staring at Mr. Potato Head?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 20:19 |
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Why does my corn look like it has lead paint all over it? Is my cat plotting to... kill me?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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el dingo
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Posted: June 23 2009 at 03:12 |
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Why would I stare at Mr Potato Head, that ever-morphing tuber of mystery?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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CPicard
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Posted: June 23 2009 at 12:51 |
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What is Potato-Head? A relative of Devo?
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el dingo
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Posted: June 23 2009 at 13:26 |
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Why do we never see Mrs Potato Head?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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