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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:01 |
I heard she's secretly a man...
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:04 |
You heard wrong. I heard she's a goddess.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:06 |
Michael Jackson is so creepy. I think he should found a daycare- if you don't like your neighbor's kid, send him to MJ's Daycare.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 17:18 |
Can Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday be on the same day?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 30 2009 at 20:13 |
If I was Canadian, I'd make an album called Kid Eh.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 11:57 |
If I was a woman and wore a string bikini made of a really sharp fabric, I'd be constantly afraid that at any moment I might be cut in half.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 18:37 |
Is Valvoline for real?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 02 2009 at 04:59 |
You see the sardines.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 08 2009 at 14:43 |
Ben Stiller is pretty talented.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 08 2009 at 15:29 |
Broccoli smells funny.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 08 2009 at 15:46 |
Paradox of the day: "It kills me to think that Winona will probably die before I do."
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 08 2009 at 18:45 |
I should start a blog, but I need hay.
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Calculate900
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Joined: June 04 2009
Location: USA
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Posted: June 08 2009 at 20:06 |
A friend asked me this a while ago:
"If a man speaks in a forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
I answered no.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 09 2009 at 07:51 |
I hope I won't need the paste and the tofu mask I put on the disgusting snowcone.
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JayDee
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Posted: June 09 2009 at 08:26 |
Imagine life without remote controls.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 09 2009 at 08:43 |
I hate everything wireless and everything with a wire. And batteries . . . don't even get me started on batteries!
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JayDee
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Posted: June 09 2009 at 09:04 |
Tell me about it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 09 2009 at 09:07 |
Whaddaya wanna know?
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JayDee
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Posted: June 09 2009 at 09:10 |
Your thing with batteries.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 09 2009 at 09:15 |
My "thing" don't need no batteries, thank you very much.
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