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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:09 |
If I get a chihuahua, feed it chili, and pull it's tail, can I use it as a flamethrower?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:12 |
What's wrong with peeing in the sink as long as you remember not to wash your hands in the urinal?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:15 |
I want to listen to some heavy metaloid music.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:16 |
How is that a question?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:19 |
Do they have to be questions? Doesn't the 1st page have non-questions? And haven't we completely changed the purpose of this thread anyway? Didn't it start out as a place to ask n00by questions, not nonsensical bullcrap questions?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:45 |
Is paper nutritititititious? The reason I'm asking is that I should get rid of some old books to make room for new ones, and I thought I could maybe eat them so I wouldn't have to spend money on food this summer.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 17:15 |
Why can't you wash your hands in a urinal??
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 17:20 |
Wouldn't it look suspicious if you wiggled your hands at the urinal?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 29 2009 at 01:17 |
Why do very few people have a urinal at home?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 29 2009 at 18:06 |
Is it because Walmart doesn't have them for sale?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 30 2009 at 20:18 |
What's Walmart? Do they sell walls?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 03:54 |
Dim wrote:
When the apacolypse (in 9/8 time) comes |
Roughly 16 minutes.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 03:55 |
progaeopteryx wrote:
How many legs does my cat have?
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How many legs Doesn't your cat have?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 13:23 |
When can I buy peas (the green ones)?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 16:10 |
Can You Really Work Online At Home?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 16:13 |
Can I train for a poker tournament by poking people on the street?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 16:28 |
Whatever happened to baby Jane?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 31 2009 at 18:23 |
What do I do when the toilet stops flushing?
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el dingo
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Posted: June 01 2009 at 02:36 |
Please Sir, may i go to the toilet?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 01 2009 at 18:57 |
Where does all that water in the toilet tank go?
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