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Vompatti 
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 Posted: April 28 2009 at 09:32 |
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Why can't I be possessed by Louis Ferdinand Céline's spirit?
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el dingo
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 09:36 |
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Is it because Celine Dion and her megabucks elderly husband will not allow this astral experience?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 09:48 |
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Why wouldn't they?
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el dingo
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 09:58 |
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Because maybe they value dollars over spirituality - or wombats?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 10:02 |
Are they out of their mind? 
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el dingo
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 10:05 |
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Can anything beat a deep, enduring, sensual, non-physical and long-standing relationship with a wombat,?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 10:08 |
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A bag of chips, maybe?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 20:15 |
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Can chips (potato, not buffalo) be used as a cheap alternative fuel source?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Dean
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Posted: April 28 2009 at 20:26 |
Anyone know how to grow really huge potatoes?
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What?
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el dingo
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 00:01 |
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How do you galvanise a nail?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:07 |
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The same way you galvanise a roof, only you do it to a smaller area?
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el dingo
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:15 |
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Surely that hits the nail on the head?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:20 |
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I believe you only dip it in some liquid?
Edited by Vompatti - April 29 2009 at 03:21
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el dingo
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:22 |
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Sure, but what do you do with the nail?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:28 |
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Paint it black?
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el dingo
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:38 |
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With a toothbrush?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:45 |
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How can paint with a brush without brushing off the paint?
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el dingo
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:47 |
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How can you have a brush with the law - everyone knows cops can't paint, don't they?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 03:50 |
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How come they're all blue then?
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el dingo
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 04:19 |
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Could it be because they spend so many hours on foot patrol in Alaska naked?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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