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progaeopteryx 
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 Posted: April 22 2009 at 18:49 |
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Is it me, or does that sound like a gravity experiment?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 19:59 |
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How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 21:29 |
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I'm wondering, how did we ever get to page 4?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 12:56 |
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You haven't really seen it until you've seen it on the big screen.
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crimhead
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 16:44 |
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What is really meant by "25 or 6 to 4"?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 16:46 |
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They keep telling you it costs that much to ship a couple of books. A couple a books!
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 18:37 |
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What do squids do about blood clots?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 19:13 |
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Is Kurt Cobain watching me?
Is Ceiling Cat watching me?!?!?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Roland113
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Posted: April 24 2009 at 19:05 |
 crimhead wrote:
Why don't they take all the crumbs at the bottle of potato chip bags and put in in different bags and market them are potato crumbs?
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Bwahahahaha 
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-------someone please tell him to delete this line, he looks like a noob-------
I don't have an unnatural obsession with Disney Princesses, I have a fourteen year old daughter and coping mechanisms.
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Roland113
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Posted: April 24 2009 at 19:11 |
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Ok, hats off to Neurotarkus and progaeoptyx too. The running cow gag cracked me up as did the Tarkii taxonomy.
My random thought...I used to be funny, what happened?
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-------someone please tell him to delete this line, he looks like a noob-------
I don't have an unnatural obsession with Disney Princesses, I have a fourteen year old daughter and coping mechanisms.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 24 2009 at 20:19 |
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What I wonder is, how did I get like this?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 02:53 |
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Day by day my life is going down the drain. I hope the plumber did his job well.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 11:09 |
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Draino really helps with life-related clogs. But, when ingested via the mouth, it can have disasterous consequences... poor little Timmy...
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 16:58 |
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My legs hurt.
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crimhead
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 17:02 |
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Why does 25 cents = 2 bits?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 17:53 |
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Do they make turtlenecks for giraffes?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 18:08 |
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Suddenly my pants are very thin at a certain area.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 22:40 |
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I'm on my way to God don't know
My brain's the burger and my heart's the coal
I try to get my head clear
I push things out through my mouth and get refilled through my ears
I get refilled through my ears
I get refilled
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 26 2009 at 09:41 |
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How many Barnes & Noble gift cards would it take to reach the Moon?
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TGM: Orb
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Posted: April 26 2009 at 09:43 |
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Nope.
Edited by TGM: Orb - April 26 2009 at 09:43
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