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RoyFairbank 
Forum Senior Member 
Joined: January 07 2008 Location: Somewhere Status: Offline Points: 1072 |
 Posted: June 01 2009 at 07:34 |
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Cremation!
Don't want no bugs eating at my brains! Cremation! Don't want no insects hatching in my dried veins! Cremation! Don't want no priest blessing me! Cremation! Don't wanna tombstone my parents come to see Cremation! Don't want the runoff sickening people down the valley cremation! Yeah like the Bronte family Cremation! I saw that from a video biography Cremation! With Ash you ain't gonna offer the future a glimpse into your past Cremation! See your last meal your bone density and all that Cremation! See the attachments to your bone that was fat Cremation! Measure those and really laugh! Cremation! Dissect you like a fossilized fruit bat! Cremation! Cre-Mat-a-a-tion! |
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer 
Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
Posted: May 25 2009 at 22:00 |
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Now THAT is a good idea |
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LandofLein
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 02 2009 Location: Temecula, CA Status: Offline Points: 214 |
Posted: May 11 2009 at 17:55 |
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Space Zombie for me!
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Matthew T
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Joined: February 01 2007 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 5291 |
Posted: May 06 2009 at 18:26 |
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Cheapest way possible with a good booze up wake and happy music playing
 Do not waste my hard earned money on some plot.............I'd rather they spent it and had a good time............ that is if there is any left
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: May 06 2009 at 13:19 |
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My body will float down the muddy river until a fisherman finds it and steals my watch.
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heyitsthatguy
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 17 2006 Location: Washington Hgts Status: Offline Points: 10094 |
Posted: May 06 2009 at 12:49 |
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where is the 'have my memories preserved in a computer database and resurrect the corpse as a cyborg' option?
I mean yeah its a few years off but I think the technology holds some promise |
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someone_else
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VIP Member Joined: May 02 2008 Location: Going Bananas Status: Offline Points: 24295 |
Posted: May 06 2009 at 09:13 |
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Just buried now I'm becoming increasingly conventional, but not in a mass grave! And if my facial features are still preserved by some strange fortune when some trespasser disturbs my rest and no one who might have known me is alive (let's say 100 or 120 years after my passing), they may put my body on display if they want to.
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
Posted: May 03 2009 at 22:39 |
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WHAT!? I have not been on this site in so long, (the outside world is nice btw!) and this poll I made is still going?
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Zargus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 08 2005 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 3491 |
Posted: April 18 2009 at 14:00 |
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Cremated.
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Alitare
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 08 2008 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 3595 |
Posted: March 31 2009 at 13:24 |
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Eh, cursed spam warning and it saying it didn't post my original answer, but in actuality, it did.
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Alitare
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 08 2008 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 3595 |
Posted: March 31 2009 at 13:22 |
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I would like my body to be donated to a necrophiliac.
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Alitare
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 08 2008 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 3595 |
Posted: March 31 2009 at 13:16 |
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I would like my corpse to be donated to a necrophiliac.
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Arachnid1111
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Joined: November 10 2008 Location: Washington Status: Offline Points: 37 |
Posted: March 28 2009 at 20:59 |
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I say to bury me in the woods where there are no human rennovations and just wildlife.
Or maybe in the filed of ireland or somewhere green and open such as that =]
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"Your`e such an inspiration of all the ways i will never choose to be" -APC
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topofsm
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 17 2008 Location: Arizona, USA Status: Offline Points: 1698 |
Posted: March 15 2009 at 21:42 |
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I've already told my friends. I want to be cremated, and then have my ashes baked into a cake. Then the cake can be fed to my enemies as a joke. Then their feces will be launched into space.
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Visitor13
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4702 |
Posted: March 15 2009 at 11:31 |
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I don't see much human existence in the above picture, just a dead body. The only potential problem I would see with such exhibitions is whether the original, umm, 'wearers' of the bodies consented to such use of them.
Seriously now, I'd prefer my dead body to be devoted to medical purposes, but to be honest I don't care what's done with it, as long as it's not used to do anything harmful. It'd end up as worm food or ash anyway. Your point about the personal (personell?) department vs human resources is well taken, but IMO at worst it's just calling a spade a spade. At best 'human resources' will still be treated like people - as far as such treatment is possible in a capitalist economy, anyway. Edited by Visitor13 - March 15 2009 at 12:03 |
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Sacred 22
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 24 2006 Status: Offline Points: 1509 |
Posted: March 13 2009 at 22:13 |
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Yes, that stuff is just flat out sick and all it does is desensitize people
to what should be held sacred, and that is the miracle of human sentient
existence. Remember when it was called the personal department? Now it's called
human resources; starting to get the picture? The ship called humanity is way off course and we as a bunch really need to work on getting that ship back on course. |
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: March 11 2009 at 15:53 |
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Sure you wouldn't rather be part of "Bodies... The Exhibition"? http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Vibrationbaby
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6898 |
Posted: March 11 2009 at 13:21 |
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Blasted into space.
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Stool Man
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2007 Location: Anti-Cool (anag Status: Offline Points: 2689 |
Posted: March 01 2009 at 05:16 |
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victim of a cannibal sex orgy please
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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topofsm
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Joined: August 17 2008 Location: Arizona, USA Status: Offline Points: 1698 |
Posted: March 01 2009 at 01:10 |
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I want to be cremated and then my ashes baked into a cake. YAY!
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