The Cobra Game

I drop walnuts on a tin roof while turkeys run across a linoleum floor.

I put quarters inside a plastic bottle and put the bottle in a footlocker which I stuff full of waterfoul and then proceed to throw down a flight of stairs, while playing a classical concerto on a kazoo.

I let the pressure get to me and have an accident I haven't had since I was six

I drop pens out of an old army bag. The audience is at the edge of their seats.

I continue this thread not knowing why.

I turn into a white rabbit.

I sit on a grand piano and throw apples on the keys.

I slowly vanish into thin air. The air becomes so thick you could cut it with a knife.

I try to drink coffee, read and post here at the same time when I really should be sleeping.

I suddenly notice that my life is a failure. Then I make more coffee.