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mrcozdude
Forum Senior Member Joined: July 25 2007 Location: Devon,UK. Status: Offline Points: 2078 |
Posted: February 07 2009 at 23:57 | ||
I'm hoping to combine Viking Funeral and shot into space.
Hopefully Astronomers will think I'm an asteroid and call it mrcozdude so i can live on forever and people could see me whenever they wanted to. |
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Queen By-Tor
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 13 2006 Location: Xanadu Status: Offline Points: 16111 |
Posted: February 08 2009 at 01:39 | ||
Has anyone said "wood chipper" yet?
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: February 08 2009 at 01:58 | ||
How about weasels ripping your flesh? Edited by Slartibartfast - February 08 2009 at 02:35 |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Queen By-Tor
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 13 2006 Location: Xanadu Status: Offline Points: 16111 |
Posted: February 08 2009 at 02:00 | ||
I was thinking more like this |
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The Quiet One
Prog Reviewer Joined: January 16 2008 Location: Argentina Status: Offline Points: 15745 |
Posted: February 08 2009 at 10:28 | ||
^wow man, that's f**king crazy!
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JLocke
Prog Reviewer Joined: November 18 2007 Status: Offline Points: 4900 |
Posted: February 08 2009 at 11:50 | ||
Yeah. I would say donating my body to science, then cremation is the way I'm gonna choose to go. Just makes more logical sense.
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Pnoom
Forum Groupie Joined: February 08 2009 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 45 |
Posted: February 08 2009 at 20:28 | ||
Used for scientific research, please.
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: February 09 2009 at 02:51 | ||
Into multiple personality disorder, perhaps?
Great denoument from my favorite Coen Brothers film; good-ish idea for disposal, but a tad messy, don't ya think? Mind you, you could set up the wood-chipper's nozzle to go through a less favoured neighbour's letter box, I guess... Give them something to remember you by |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Queen By-Tor
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 13 2006 Location: Xanadu Status: Offline Points: 16111 |
Posted: February 09 2009 at 02:54 | ||
I love the blood spatter on the lovely white snow. Such symbolism!!
I think that's actually just a video of the admins disposing of the bodies of spammers |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: February 09 2009 at 03:13 | ||
Nah - we just starve Tony for a few days, then throw them in his cage
You should see the floor around the cage |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: February 09 2009 at 04:52 | ||
Viking funeral for me. I dread to think what the carbon footprint will be, but I'm doing what I can to keep it down now to offset it.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Eraserhead
Forum Groupie Joined: February 26 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 98 |
Posted: February 28 2009 at 10:30 | ||
I would like to be buried.
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In heaven, everything is fine
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Captain Capricorn
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 21 2009 Status: Offline Points: 1085 |
Posted: February 28 2009 at 10:39 | ||
Viking...it'd be nice to go out like Beowulf!
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Visitor13
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4702 |
Posted: February 28 2009 at 12:51 | ||
I want to be paraded around town in a Santa outfit every Christmas.
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lazland
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 28 2008 Location: Wales Status: Offline Points: 13627 |
Posted: February 28 2009 at 15:01 | ||
Other - I'm dedicating my body to eternal life
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Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org
Now also broadcasting on www.progzilla.com Every Saturday, 4.00 p.m. UK time! |
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zappaholic
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 24 2006 Location: flyover country Status: Offline Points: 2822 |
Posted: February 28 2009 at 18:57 | ||
Send me to glory in a Glad Bag,
Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones.
Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday,
Let the sanitation local bear me home.
/obscure
When you die,
You stop drinking beer.
When you die,
You stop being here.
When you die, some people cry.
When you die, we say goodbye.
/also obscure
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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topofsm
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 17 2008 Location: Arizona, USA Status: Offline Points: 1698 |
Posted: March 01 2009 at 01:10 | ||
I want to be cremated and then my ashes baked into a cake. YAY!
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Stool Man
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2007 Location: Anti-Cool (anag Status: Offline Points: 2689 |
Posted: March 01 2009 at 05:16 | ||
victim of a cannibal sex orgy please
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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Vibrationbaby
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6898 |
Posted: March 11 2009 at 13:21 | ||
Blasted into space.
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: March 11 2009 at 15:53 | ||
Sure you wouldn't rather be part of "Bodies... The Exhibition"? http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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