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progaeopteryx
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Posted: September 18 2008 at 17:48 |
The average foot has 250,000 sweat glands. ---Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock)
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 18 2008 at 17:51 |
There's no such thing as an average foot.
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Posted: September 18 2008 at 23:19 |
Vompatti wrote:
There's no such thing as an average foot.
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Sure there is, its about 12 inches. Or about 30 centimeters.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 21 2008 at 16:09 |
Tapfret wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
There's no such thing as an average foot.
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Sure there is, its about 12 inches.
Or about 30 centimeters.
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Average foot = the sum of the length of every existing foot / the number of existing feet. Right? But there's no such thing as the length of a foot! First of all, there's no way to tell which particles are part of my foot and which particles are part of the air around my foot. If I can't tell which particles are part of my foot, I can't measure it. And if it's not possible to measure one foot (because it's not possible to know where the foot ends), how is it possible to calculate the sum of the length of every foot? -> There's no such thing as an average foot.
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Posted: September 21 2008 at 16:17 |
^ The simplest way is to stand in some mailable substance, such as mud, and then measure the resultant impression, thus eliminating the problem of the air/foot boundary.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 21 2008 at 16:23 |
Dean wrote:
^ The simplest way is to stand in some mailable substance, such as mud, and then measure the resultant impression, thus eliminating the problem of the air/foot boundary. |
But what about the mud/air boundary?
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Dean
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Posted: September 21 2008 at 16:46 |
^ Ah, that's the clever bit - by making a negative of the item to be measured, the inverted foot/air boundary (or mud/air boundary as it technically has become) now compensates for the mud/ruler boundary and so the error is negated.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 21 2008 at 17:03 |
So there is an average foot after all! This must mean there's also an average hand, an average nose and an average ear. Two average ears, actually.
Edited by Vompatti - September 21 2008 at 17:03
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: September 21 2008 at 18:40 |
You could put your in a vacuum.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 24 2008 at 16:42 |
How do I become less known? It would be really cool to not be known by anyone.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: September 25 2008 at 19:27 |
Run for president.
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Dean
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Posted: September 25 2008 at 19:31 |
progaeopteryx wrote:
Run for president.
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Nah, let him do his own running, I'm too tired.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 15:53 |
I only have average feet. Is there any chance for me to become well-known?
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The Quiet One
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 15:57 |
This thread is one of a kind!
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:08 |
I want to marry a female pianist.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:11 |
if the size of an average foot is 12 inches I'll eat my socks
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:13 |
There is no average foot.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:26 |
ah but there are average socks, you see where I'm going with this?
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:28 |
It depends what you mean by average. Sure, you can say: "These socks are just average", but it would be absurd to say: "These are the average socks."
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:56 |
I would never say "these socks are just average" in front of a pair of socks, that would be hurtful and unnecessary
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