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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2008 at 08:49
Dear Wittgenstein,

I've been walking around the town feeling perplexed over your menacingly insightful remarks. I'm well aware that this kind of behaviour might some day lead to my losing my leftmost shoe without even noticing. This, and only this, worries me. But if there ever comes a time when the problems of our logic are conclusively resolved, I hope we can share a moment in the garden of dreams where the teapot on the garden table remains ever full and the birds sing in the language of sweet mathematics.

Sincerely yours, Vompatti
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2008 at 19:21
The role of the leader in a group is to help the group move ahead when members spend too much time dealing with trivia or with only your audience, however, they may not have any particular attitudes or beliefs about your subject but you will discover that self-help is the category of most inherently interesting plans you also need to consider often when you are speaking after deciding on your statement of specific chronological order used to explain a process of any direction that best suits your topic which has a pace that is easy to vary and refers to how fast or how slowly you draw visible audiences. Don't forget to fart.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 02:02

She couldn't be right, not this time anyway, surely not. She was going to buy me a new pair of socks, you know, the ones with the yellow stripes on them? Well, she predicted no more would be in stock. I made her a 5 dollar bet she was wrong. I ended up losing 5 dollars, and quite frankly, it just made me want to eat a glass wall.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 07:54
Anita... such a... um... her name is... well... sort of... it reminds me... um... you know... *****!!! THAT'S IT!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 10:31
The loan officer's request for documentation is not meant to suggest that an often stern examination of an empty and defrosted refrigerator will find a lot that suits your custom home and make sure that it either compromises or accommodates a septic tank with a catch phrase or a series of catch phrases meant to capture your multiple listing service by participating in exclusive representation from a biweekly or monthly publication from various types of agency relationships and making sure that having title insurance is mandatory for the basic purpose.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2008 at 13:04
I went into that one room mainly because I had in my mind an image of a bath, and another image of a red wooden door. I knew there was such a door in that room.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 15:51
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 20:48
Edging the grass from the driveway edges is painfully time consuming.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 22:21
Capsules in the warp of time, in the wrap of lime.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2008 at 22:29
Blah.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 16 2008 at 03:41
I know it will happen soon:

- the squirrels will lift their tails towards the sun
- the trash cans will turn into flourishing shrubberies
- I forgot this one.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 17 2008 at 23:41
Same old.
New old.

What the hell is the new old of the same old new fangled device we have here?
Does it work new fashions?
Does it hold new waters?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2008 at 02:54
Your eyes are oil in the land of distant memories, oh [--]*, the happy weight on my brow.
The sweet smoke of factories, our modern churches, reaches out for your vagrant figure.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2008 at 08:56
The moon will tell us more each day
of the sun, the stars and the sky
but if there are holes in our shoes
there's no going out in the rain.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2008 at 15:17
But honey, you can't just cough your way through the rain storm! I'm telling you this, because I know.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2008 at 15:17
It's high time, Cymbaline
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2008 at 15:37
Sometimes things happen. This means that things are not objects but events.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2008 at 17:34
The enclosed certificate is valid for a limited time.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2008 at 02:31
Cool fan, the ran man.

What the dog meat could, could never do.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2008 at 11:14
I must start writing immediatly. My publisher hates how I always turn in my articles for the magazine 3 weeks late. Although we both like the same type of ice cream, so it probably isn't a big deal.
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