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    Posted: September 06 2008 at 02:43
YES IT HAD TO HAPPEN!! ITS TIME FOR US DUMB PEOPLE TO HAVE OUR THREAD TOO!!!!!!

DUMB PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!! REVEL IN YOUR DUMMYESNESS

I ONCE REVERSED MY DADS CAR INTO A WALL!
MY SHOE LACES BECOME UNTIED DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS!!
I READ BOOKS WITH LOTS OF PICTURES!!
I INVENT WORDS THAT DONT EXIST BECAUSE THEY SOUND GOOD!!

LET THE SMART PEOPLE HAVE THIER EUCLIDIAN ALGORITHMS AND THIER MATRIC ALGEBRA!

WE WILL JUST WATCH "THE MATRIX"!!(for the 25th time as we try to figue out what the hell that movie was about)

DUMB PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, LETS SHOW THE SMART PEOPLE WHAT WERE NOT MADE OF!!!!

Thank you for your attentioning"
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sorry,i spelt "dumb" wrong.it should be "DUM"
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I'm not really sure what "perestroika" means, although I sometimes think I am. Does this make me dumb or unknowing?
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As an intellectual Samson, I am now officially dumb.

Also, I can't tuck shirts into my trousers, because fat people make it difficult to get suitably tall and skinny trousers. Is this dumb?
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Originally posted by TGM: Orb TGM: Orb wrote:

As an intellectual Samson, I am now officially dumb.

Also, I can't tuck shirts into my trousers, because fat people make it difficult to get suitably tall and skinny trousers. Is this dumb?

This is, indeed, very dumb. You can't tuck shirts into your trousers, because your trousers are too big? Have you ever heard of a belt? Confused
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Let's face it, Gumbies are an undervalued minority. I'm sure you've all heard the jokes - "My brain, my brain hurts" and all that - and let me assure you they are undeserved. Just because a person wears a handkerchief on his or her head, talks very loudly, and has an uncontrollable urge to bash his or her head into things doesn't mean they aren't people too. And this is why it gives me such great pleasure to introduce to you Professor A. I. Gumby of the Gumby institure at Totnes, one of the greatest Gumby minds in the country and a good friend of mine. Professor?

HELLO!!
HELLO!! ... I AM GOING TO SPEAK NOW!!!!! ... HELLO!!!!!!
HELLO!!!!!!!!!
I'VE HIT MY HEAD ON THE TABLE!!
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
...MY BRAIN... MY BRAIN HURTS !!!


I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you, professor.

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/fourthseason.html

Edited by Slartibartfast - September 06 2008 at 09:10
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Oh yeah... open the door and then come in!
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by TGM: Orb TGM: Orb wrote:

As an intellectual Samson, I am now officially dumb.

Also, I can't tuck shirts into my trousers, because fat people make it difficult to get suitably tall and skinny trousers. Is this dumb?

This is, indeed, very dumb. You can't tuck shirts into your trousers, because your trousers are too big? Have you ever heard of a belt? Confused


That sounds like a good idea. I knew this was the right thread for me.
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I am suspicious of this thread, particularly when the father of the thread used the word Euclidian.  Only smart people know what kind of flower that is.

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Originally posted by TGM: Orb TGM: Orb wrote:

As an intellectual Samson


He's only smart with long hair lol

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How do you reverse a car? I never heard of such a thing.
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Dude, you reserve cars at the Car Rental office. Just write your name and adress on the paper that the girl gives you.
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Where on the dress should I write my name?
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use a clusterbomb


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Do they have those at Walmart?
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No, no, at Walmart  (Evil%20Smile) they opt for the clusterf**k. To their lower-tiered employees.
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What's **?
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Originally posted by progaeopteryx progaeopteryx wrote:

What's **?


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Is that a beard?
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Looks like photoshop to me.
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