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Vompatti
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Posted: August 20 2008 at 03:21 |
I feel guilty for eating the chocolate bar and begin to scratch my face... with a harmonica.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 22 2008 at 14:03 |
I begin a serene dance in the spell of the sounds thus emitted.
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Posted: August 24 2008 at 09:16 |
Still scratching my face with the harmonica I put my left hand in my right pocket and count the coins in it. Then I announce the result aloud: TWO COINS, ONE PLECTRUM, SEVERAL KEYS.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 24 2008 at 21:46 |
In a storm of swiftness, I rob Vompatti and jump out the window.
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Posted: August 24 2008 at 22:19 |
As I leisurely walk my pet chinchilla in front of the said window, Shakespeare lands on top of my fluffy pet causing me to yell, "GRAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!! FLUFFYKINS, NOOOOOOO!!!" I proceed to collapse on the ground weeping.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 00:41 |
I explode in a mushroom cloud precisely five point two seconds after making impact.
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:03 |
Hurled into the stratosphere due to the impact of the explosion, I wake up dazed and in a snowdrift in Norway. Frustrated at the language barrier between me and the locals, I leap to my death from a fjord cliff.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:09 |
Dylan wakes in a dark room, tied to a chair. A single lightbulb swings on a chain from the ceiling. He tastes blood.
"Where am I?" he asks, thinking he had died the day before. "Is anyone there."
"Yes," says the ominous voice of an invisible oppressor.
"Who are you?"
"You know who I am."
"Wait...I know that voice," Dylan's eyes widen to the size of small planets as realization engulfs his consciousness. "No!" he cries. "It can't be!"
Stepping out of the shadows, into the perimeter of the light, is
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Leningrad
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:10 |
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:12 |
Benito Mussolini swaggers in front of me, showing power merely through his movements.
"What do you want from me?" I ask him nervously.
"I want one thing from you, Dylan, and it is this."
"Bring back '80s speed metal."
He then draws a Walther P38 from his pocket and shoots me in the chest 3 times.
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:13 |
I die once again, with an expression of divine amusement laying dormant on my visage.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:25 |
Dylan's wounds heal fully within the year.
Fourteen months of being a prisoner of fascism, and given only a single amp and guitar in addition to a bowl of onion broth twice weekly, he trained himself.
A thin steam of yellow sunlight penetrated his window, and perched fiercely on his closed eyelids. He woke soundlessly and swiftly.
"It's time," he says solemnly. He lifts his guitar, straps his amp onto his bat-belt and attaches a massive extension cable to the power plug and approaches his steal door of confinement. Click goes the amp as he switches it on.
The power chord tore fractures into the space-time continuum, it rippled throughout the void, and crumbled the walls about him. Twelve shaken fascist Italians look up from their chicken broth blankly.
"YOU WANT METAL?" Dylan roars. He gives a solid performance of his grungiest strum and they are all instantly decapitated by the prediction written in this script. "Unfortunately for you, the author favours me."
"Is it you, Dylan? Or is your metal?" asked Mussolini. He comes gracefully stepping down the staircase, a sly grin slowly creeping on his hollow face. "Your powers have grown. Do you feel the hate that fuels your metal?"
Dylan pumps three distinct chords into Mussolini, but his willpower is substantial.
"You won't decapitate me so easily. Now, give me the secret chord! Let you anger flow through you!"
"No! Never! Die, fascist!" His power chords break on Mussolini's body like water on brick.
"Let your hate for me swell!" he growled.
In a climatic bubbling of fury, Dylan's fingers aligned themselves for the Killer Kord of legend.
It was then, before he could destroy his right-wing adversary, that the Italian sized his good hand and took a photograph of his fingers' placement.
"YES! MY POWER IS COMPLETE," He roars as he flies away into the night.
"I gave the evil of the world the ability to reign for eternity," Dylan says as he takes a knife from his pocket. "I cannot live with this shame."
Fade to black.
[End of Act 3]
Edited by Shakespeare - August 25 2008 at 01:27
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:29 |
jake holds up the "fail" card.
in walks ian, revived for the fourth act. . . .
Edited by keiser willhelm - August 25 2008 at 01:29
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Leningrad
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:32 |
Having fully completed the instructions given on the previous card, I await further orders.
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Leningrad
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:55 |
Noticing Ian's presence in the doorway, a circuit breaks inside my fragile, schizophrenic brain. The colours of reality become distorted upon the palette of my mind, and perception is rapidly diluted. I know only what act I must carry out.
In a half-trance of anger and non-lucid hallucinogenity (in the quiet corridors of my consciousness, I'm living out the life of a nomadic Siberian reindeer herder), I rise from the plastic confines of my chair. A blight upon the dystopian view that hazily dances in front of my corrupted eyes, I rip the chair from its position on the floor and hurl it at Ian, who is knocked flat by the force of the blow. I slowly stride over to his messily prone body and place my foot on his neck, digging in my heels. I kick him over so he can see straight into my bloodshot eyes.
"I've seen through the gates of Hades," I say droningly. "I've seen the end. I know what waits beyond the void. I know all that there is, all that there has been and all that there will be."
Ian gurgles out a reply, unable to speak due to the position of my foot, now located on his neck.
"You will remain silent while I speak." I exclaim sternly, flicking a Hitler Youth knife out of my pocket and letting it loft slowly into the air above Ian's helpless body. In one movement, I reach out and turn the dagger's point downwards while grabbing it and plunging it deep into his ribcage. I press my foot harder as to muffle any noise.
I light a match slowly, taking a short time to stare at the grain of the wood.
"This is a very old match," I explain to Ian. "Yes. Very old. I should venture a guess that this came from a very noble tree. An oak, perhaps. Possibly a willow. I find the trees most fascinating, don't you?" I suddenly ask him. He begins to wheeze a reply, but I slam my foot down even harder to prevent any noise.
Lighting the match and letting it dangle loosely in my fingers above Ian's body, I slowly flick it onto his body and his clothes ignite with a spark. With what little strength remains in his broken body he writhes in agony.
"There are none who may save you now," I whisper, almost to myself. I sit down a few feet away with my back to the dying boy. When the sound of feet desperately kicking at the floor subsides, I let out a long, deep sigh. Winter is coming, and I can feel it.
"Maybe this year I'll get a pony," I smile longingly.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 03:32 |
Not bothering to pay attention I loudly proclaim: I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM ANYONE! Having said this I face the wall and slowly pour myself a glass of lemonade.
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 12:21 |
Vompatti wrote:
I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM ANYONE! |
dude its the cobra game. . . . you follow Mr.Zorn's instructions or you burn with ian. i strike up a lively rhythm on ian's corpse. he twitches in time. in three actually. . . its in three.
Edited by keiser willhelm - August 25 2008 at 12:26
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 12:36 |
I suddenly feel very dizzy. I faint and
collapse on Ian's corpse, causing it to twitch in 15/8 rhythm.
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faceofdoomness
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Posted: August 26 2008 at 00:56 |
As the body twitches in the said rhythm, an old rock band comes out of the back door of a small cafe feeling the after effects of their worst performance. Then they notice the body twitching.
They realize that the body is actually twitching in 15/8 rhythm and star to jam outside. Meanwhile, the dissatisfied crowd from the bands earlier performance comes out from the small cafe to find the band jamming.
The crowd is pleased with this new approach to their music and starts to applaud for more. The band re-finding their spirit start to create more complex music on the spot.
This is how Fates Warning found their progressive element in their music.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 12:27 |
Um...
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