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   It reminds me of that Lithuanian poet: his name is written on the board before your eyes in scented letters. Of course you won't sense it until you recover from coma swearing revenge on the bad guy who did this to you and who sometimes wears a leather jacket. Autumn is here soon, and so is the red moon.

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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: August 28 2008 at 03:22
	It reminds me of that Lithuanian poet: his name is written on the board before your eyes in scented letters. Of course you won't sense it until you recover from coma swearing revenge on the bad guy who did this to you and who sometimes wears a leather jacket. Autumn is here soon, and so is the red moon.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: August 28 2008 at 01:59
	Scrambling to the surface, he knew he had won the competition. "Where's my prize Jenny?" He asked. "Downstairs, in the living room where the walls of doom shall say nothing" KABOOOOOONG


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: August 27 2008 at 03:28
	A conversation heard on a street where well-dressed people tend to walk: "Hey, did you hear about the new Vompatti release?" "You mean the one where he actually sings and reads his poetry? I got it the first day it was out." "No way! And I have to wait until September to get money for it." "Didn't you hear? You can download it for FREE!!!" "For FREE?!! That's awesome!" "I know! I got so excited I downloaded five (5) copies, one for me and one for my secretary." "So what are the other three for?" "They're just in case I wear out my copy. It's so stunning I can't stop listening to it!" "I hear you! Vompatti sure is the grandest poet of our generation." "Yeah! I'd even venture to say he's the greatest poet since Blake." "I haven't read any Blake, but he can't be better than Vompatti!" "Believe it or not, he is! You should read The Marriage of..." At this point the conversation got uninteresting for my ears.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: August 27 2008 at 02:00
	Savage beasts run wild in the sky of night. Perhaps more water is needed.


progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: August 26 2008 at 20:10
	Dog, dog, dog, dooooooooooooooog, dog-dog!

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178	Posted: August 25 2008 at 22:08
	Boom boom high shrooms dance the packages away from soil. I'm extascy in it's purest form.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: August 25 2008 at 20:06
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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: August 25 2008 at 11:10
	You see this yourself, don't you? You know that you have a problem and that you need to change. What you need to do now is face the mirror and say to yourself: "This is not who I am. I am unidentical with myself."

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: August 25 2008 at 03:33
	Between a rock and a soft mound.


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: August 24 2008 at 13:45
	To get to the other side? To GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!!! Well guess what, here's a newsflash for you: the chicken did NOT cross the road on purpose.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: August 24 2008 at 08:36
	House plants. What?

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: August 24 2008 at 00:55
	Clues for more insanity.................................................... no clues........ no clues............................... THE BLUES!


progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: August 22 2008 at 18:45
	Mifflin got everything right except the part about cookies.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: August 22 2008 at 02:11
	Can I get it? You can Tangent ride.


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: August 21 2008 at 15:34
	Before I got my face I was just like you and I.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: August 21 2008 at 04:48
	The speech starts at 10:15 PM and hopefully ends at 11:45 PM, so that there's time for you to catch your breath before it goes down the drain.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: August 20 2008 at 23:15
	Can you base that on anything? We talk about base basses.


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Posted: August 20 2008 at 04:59
	Ev'ryone does goulash nowadays, but you make me look sorta like some kinda fish, baby, and there sure nuff ain't no harm in that!

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: August 20 2008 at 04:07
	I went to get my spoon fixed yesterday,but was told it would cost at least 50 USD. Might as well get my fork repaired instead. at 46USD.


Plankowner Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 09 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 4006	Posted: August 19 2008 at 01:59
	Snapple pies, asked for by clowns that walked the trip wire, but were afraid of the dwarves that rode the little red fire engine truck, hated the elephants that stood up.