The Cobra Game

I wake up from whatever comatose state I had been in for the past 3 months and look around at my surroundings, horrified and confused as to where I am.

In an effort to stop Josh from deciding my actions, I stop making out with the drums and begin to forcefully crawl over to my chair. However, my willpower is no match for the power of love, and I return to the drums momentarily.

Somehow alive after flying through a hardwood wall and going 3 months without food or water, I try reach into my pocket for my harmonica, but cut my hand on a broken segment of wall and begin to bleed profusely.

I munch on snack crackers and look on, amused.

Oh wait, I can't look on because my eyes are gauged out.  I cry myself to sleep, soiling the long forgotten RDF card with my warm, salty tears.

Luckily, in the fray the card has magically been indented into a perfectly example of the braille spelling of "stop crying."  I take a learn braille in 15 minutes course and stop crying.  Then I break the card over riley's head and start playing some eerie cowbell.

I get into an argument with riley, in which I yell at the top of my lungs in falsetto:

You were right in front of me because you handed me the magically brailled card, you noobish noobie noob nub.

I whisper in baritone "but I got reparative eye surgery while learning braille" then switch back to falsetto for a triumphant "LALW"

I fumble with my belt, find what I am looking for, and send out Magikarp.  It used splash and nothing happened.

I curse my blindless that led to me choosing the wrong pokeball.

I wave the soiled RDF card in despair.

I try to give Riley the finger but my aim is bad for obvious reasons and my finger ends up stuck in dylan's nose, which is mysteriously suspended in midair and seperate from his body.

I eat a chocolate bar in the corner with an academic expression on my face and see how the situation develops.

Aware of my many detached body parts, I begin to realize that I am as much in my head as I am in each severed digit or appendage and, with this knowledge, become one with the universe.