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   A 5th Avenue breakdown of immense numbers of silk ties by runaway carbohydrates and a sinusoidal adventure with fatty acids smells like an overly lengthy Allen Ginsberg poem dipped in a chili sauce that's been on the table for hours.

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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: July 16 2008 at 04:50
	A 5th Avenue breakdown of immense numbers of silk ties by runaway carbohydrates and a sinusoidal adventure with fatty acids smells like an overly lengthy Allen Ginsberg poem dipped in a chili sauce that's been on the table for hours.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: July 15 2008 at 21:37
	A plot twist in the latest Hellboy movie franchise smells like a 5th Avenue breakdown of immense numbers of silk ties by runaway carbohydrates and a sinusoidal adventure with fatty acids.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: July 15 2008 at 03:07
	A bridge made of titanium being erected somewhere in Kiev while the robots on the building site are busy checking for gold deposits smells of a plot twist in the latest Hellboy movie franchise.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: July 14 2008 at 22:10
	All the people who listen to Coast to Coast AM hoping that someday all the theories and stories that they hear of aliens and time travel are finally revealed to the masses with a great moment of apathy smells like a bridge made of titanium being erected somewhere in Kiev while the robots on the building site are busy checking for gold deposits.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 25 2008 at 14:16
	The raid on the Department of Justice to see if anyone has a brain smells of all the people who listen to Coast to Coast AM hoping that someday all the theories and stories that they hear of aliens and time travel are finally revealed to the masses with a great moment of apathy.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: June 24 2008 at 22:04
	The pregnant girls making a pact to be pregnant in some sort of way to be cool or to make their lives easier smells like a raid on the Department of Justice to see if anyone has a brain.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 24 2008 at 14:49
	The condoms and funny shaped hats being sold on the black market for massively reduced prices while the dolphins remain underfed smell of the pregnant girls making a pact to be pregnant in some sort of way to be cool or to make their lives easier.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: June 24 2008 at 14:33
	The futile attempt of a person not wanting to put down the money for a new vehicle that Detroit or some fancy pants New York city ad agency tells us that will improve our sex life and popularity smells like condoms and funny shaped hats being sold on the black market for massively reduced prices while the dolphins remain underfed.


crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 22 2008 at 13:38
	The engine troubles of a three-wheeled Saab with enough miles on the odometer to suggest it was once part of the NASA space shuttle fleet smells of the futile attempt of a person not wanting to put down the money for a new vehicle that Detroit or some fancy pants New York city ad agency tells us that will improve our sex life and popularity.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: June 22 2008 at 09:39
	The ears of Burger King employees drinking beer in the back of a sport stadium smell like the engine troubles of a three-wheeled Saab with enough miles on the odometer to suggest it was once part of the NASA space shuttle fleet.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: June 21 2008 at 18:48
	Yard waste that the dog and cat have been walking through and licking off of themselves smells like the ears of Burger King employees drinking beer in the back of a sport stadium.


crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 19 2008 at 01:23
	The circular motion of hairs in the plastic deposition container of my upright vacuum cleaner smells of yard waste that the dog and cat have been walking through and licking off of themselves.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: June 17 2008 at 21:42
	The gastronomical delight that the meal might be smells like circular motion of hairs in the plastic deposition container of my upright vacuum cleaner.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 17 2008 at 12:35
	Sirius and Pluto if they could talk to each other for 2 hours over the phone while making exotic meals smells like the gastronomical delight that the meal might be.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: June 17 2008 at 08:51
	Mans futile attempt to conquer outer space and the galaxy smells like Sirius and Pluto if they could talk to each other for 2 hours over the phone while making exotic meals.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 09 2008 at 02:52
	A cosmonaut's armpit after three months on the international space station smells of mans futile attempt to conquer outer space and the galaxy.

Relayer09 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2007 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 314	Posted: June 08 2008 at 11:26
	A Don Knotts outfit in outer space aiming bug eyes at the moon smells like a cosmonaut's armpit after three months on the international space station.
	If you lose your temper, you've lost the arguement. -Proverb

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: June 08 2008 at 09:53
	Digging underground for long lost treasures that might not have been lost after all smells like a Don Knotts outfit in outer space aiming bug eyes at the moon.

Petrovsk Mizinski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210	Posted: June 08 2008 at 06:33
	The failure of Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign bid smells like digging underground for long lost treasures that might not have been lost after all.


crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: June 07 2008 at 13:59
	The mixture of mousepoo and cigarette ashes smell of the failure of Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign bid. Edited by crimhead - June 07 2008 at 14:00