The Cobra Game

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   I play the "Stop crying" card, realize that Aaron has no way of complying and begin to cry myself.  

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rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: July 11 2008 at 01:41
	I play the "Stop crying" card, realize that Aaron has no way of complying and begin to cry myself.


Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: July 11 2008 at 01:40
	I munch on snack crackers and look on, amused. Oh wait, I can't look on because my eyes are gauged out. I cry myself to sleep, soiling the long forgotten RDF card with my warm, salty tears.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: April 03 2008 at 19:14
	I proceed to throw stuff into the whole in the wall at Dylan, evil laughing.

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: April 03 2008 at 18:51
	Somehow alive after flying through a hardwood wall and going 3 months without food or water, I try reach into my pocket for my harmonica, but cut my hand on a broken segment of wall and begin to bleed profusely.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: April 03 2008 at 18:48
	While his lips are pressed against the body of the timpani, I abruptly begin to wail on them with hammers with as much strength as I contain. The power of the sudden blast sends Dylan flying across the room, making a very pleasing "crunch" sound as he went a metre into the wall.

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: April 03 2008 at 09:34
	In an effort to stop Josh from deciding my actions, I stop making out with the drums and begin to forcefully crawl over to my chair. However, my willpower is no match for the power of love, and I return to the drums momentarily.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: April 02 2008 at 20:06
	My manic timpani playing grows softer, slowly, and I delve into realms of minimalism. I begin to hum melodically in tune, and Dylan is moved by the piece. He forgets all that is past, and proceeds to make out with my timpani drums as I play them. Edited by Shakespeare - April 02 2008 at 20:06

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: April 02 2008 at 20:00
	I wake up from whatever comatose state I had been in for the past 3 months and look around at my surroundings, horrified and confused as to where I am.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: April 02 2008 at 19:58
	After a few months of us dodging the dictionary in our cobra room, I promptly bump this thread. I point a bongo at the flying book and play so sharply that is explodes. I then resume to my timpani business. Edited by Shakespeare - April 02 2008 at 19:59

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: January 27 2008 at 00:37
	Josh throws the Standard English Dictionary, Shakes' Edition, at Jake, open at the page "Ipmrovu: N, something to do with improvised music...", which for some reason turns out to be an extremely bouncy page and is now caught in constant flow from wall to wall, occasionally knocking someone onto the ground cold.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 24 2008 at 21:14
	I'm not sure what improvu is, but I like it. The free-style rap isn't bad, but it isn't avant enough. I hit him over the head a few times so that he becomes less coherent and rhythmic, thus solving that problem.


Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: January 24 2008 at 10:24
	Unfortunately, we underestimated the landlord, and after being flipped-off my Jake, he went mad in a hip-hop fury, clashing completely with our avant-garde ways. That is to say, he began to free-style rap on top of MWH's gongs and my simultaneous kettle drum, bass drum, AND timpani improvu.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 23 2008 at 17:39
	Liking what I hear, I indicate to MWH to continue with the GonGs. The landlord protests, but I indicate with a different gesture that his presence is not welcome.


moreitsythanyou Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: April 23 2006 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 11682	Posted: January 23 2008 at 00:47
	I then kindly point out to MWH the landlord's rules regarding songs of certain sizes and proceed to write a kind note to the landlord thanking him for the boiler repair.
	<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: January 22 2008 at 23:05
	Good move Jody! MWH plays five different sized gongs.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 22 2008 at 21:19
	Thanks Jody! I restart the game with the "Start again" card.


TheProgtologist Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 23 2005 Location: Baltimore,Md US Status: Offline Points: 27802	Posted: January 22 2008 at 21:14
	Re-opened......but I will be keeping my eye on this thread.


TheProgtologist Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 23 2005 Location: Baltimore,Md US Status: Offline Points: 27802	Posted: January 17 2008 at 23:54
	This seems to be an extension of the STC thread if you ask me.PM me if I'm wrong explaining why it isn't. Remember our agreement boys.


Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:46
	Blinded and confused, Dylan thrashes about on the floor screaming in pain, before unsheathing a dagger and stabbing MWH in the chest by pure coincidence.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:36
	True John Zorn spirit...I commend you.