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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:27 |
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MWH gets a kazoo. He begins to blow a waltzy tune. He stumbles towards a drum set and drums along with his kazoo waltz.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:28 |
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Careful! Try not to fall in the pile of blood, eyeballs, bodies, cymbals, and boomstands that surrounds the kit.
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:28 |
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this seems a good idea so i follow suite. protective eyewear has never looked as sexy. i am surrounded by the women in the room who have brought whip cream and chocolate. my stomach rumbles. dinner time.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:29 |
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Actually, we scared away every woman in a two-mile radius a couple of hours ago. I'm not really sure what you're seeing.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:31 |
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It's his eyeware which has blinded him. He is actually being rubbed by a pack of middle-aged bearded fat men posing as 14 year old girls on the internet.
Edited by Shakespeare - January 17 2008 at 22:32
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:32 |
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probably a halucination caused by the karma death bolt.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:33 |
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Oh yeah, weren't we playing Cobra? I whip out the "See" card, but then realize that everyone else in the band is blind. AWK-ward....
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Man With Hat
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:36 |
 rileydog22 wrote:
Careful! Try not to fall in the pile of blood, eyeballs, bodies, cymbals, and boomstands that surrounds the kit. |
Why do you think I stumbled? 
MWH then begins random blast beats, followed by a avant-surf rock-jazz kazoo solo.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:36 |
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True John Zorn spirit...I commend you.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:46 |
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Blinded and confused, Dylan thrashes about on the floor screaming in pain, before unsheathing a dagger and stabbing MWH in the chest by pure coincidence.
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 23:54 |
This seems to be an extension of the STC thread if you ask me.PM me if I'm wrong explaining why it isn't.
Remember our agreement boys. 
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: January 22 2008 at 21:14 |
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Re-opened......but I will be keeping my eye on this thread.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 22 2008 at 21:19 |
Thanks Jody!  I restart the game with the "Start again" card.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: January 22 2008 at 23:05 |
Good move Jody! 
MWH plays five different sized gongs.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: January 23 2008 at 00:47 |
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I then kindly point out to MWH the landlord's rules regarding songs of certain sizes and proceed to write a kind note to the landlord thanking him for the boiler repair.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 23 2008 at 17:39 |
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Liking what I hear, I indicate to MWH to continue with the GonGs. The landlord protests, but I indicate with a different gesture that his presence is not welcome.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 24 2008 at 10:24 |
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Unfortunately, we underestimated the landlord, and after being flipped-off my Jake, he went mad in a hip-hop fury, clashing completely with our avant-garde ways. That is to say, he began to free-style rap on top of MWH's gongs and my simultaneous kettle drum, bass drum, AND timpani improvu.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 24 2008 at 21:14 |
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I'm not sure what improvu is, but I like it. The free-style rap isn't bad, but it isn't avant enough. I hit him over the head a few times so that he becomes less coherent and rhythmic, thus solving that problem.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 27 2008 at 00:37 |
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Josh throws the Standard English Dictionary, Shakes' Edition, at Jake, open at the page "Ipmrovu: N, something to do with improvised music...", which for some reason turns out to be an extremely bouncy page and is now caught in constant flow from wall to wall, occasionally knocking someone onto the ground cold.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: April 02 2008 at 19:58 |
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After a few months of us dodging the dictionary in our cobra room, I promptly bump this thread.
I point a bongo at the flying book and play so sharply that is explodes. I then resume to my timpani business.
Edited by Shakespeare - April 02 2008 at 19:59
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