The Cobra Game

I see the blood and gore throughout the room and begin crying, crying as though I had never cried before.  I can't control it, I just keep crying and crying and crying.  And then Josh uses the past tense again and the tears just get worse and worse and now I don't think I can control myself with all these tears and emotions running through me and i dont think im even making sense anymore help me help me im not even using sentences or capitalization or punctuation i feel like laplace or bizarro laplace or whatever and that thought just makes me cry harder and oh my god i think i might just shrivel up and die right here if i keep crying now i pass out from dehydration from all the crying

I killed Ian through every means possible. He was utterly obliterated. He was so far in ancient history that even the past tense was not enough to recall his existence. 

I suddenly stop crying.  I go back over to my bass and kick on the distortion.  I play a zeuhl bassline so kickass that everyone in earshot creams their pants spontaneously.  Including myself.  I go clean off my bass and wash out my pants.  

Clean again, I return to my amp and plug back in.  I start rolling off that awesome groove from Sweet Sweet Bulbs.  

I meant Jake.

rileydog22 wrote: Clean again, I return to my amp and plug back in.  I start rolling off that awesome groove from Sweet Sweet Bulbs.

Unfamiliar with the bassline, I just started doing really loud blastbeats and actually popped my own eardrums. The whole while, the drum stick is still in my eye. Evil laughing.

I then put on my wizard hat and robe

I try to dance to the zeuhl beat but instead slip on the blood and break my spine.

Seeing the possibilities, I stuck another in my left eye and acquired a second bass drum pedal. Now I am operating the drum set with six limbs, one of which can switch between bass drum and hi-hat. Josh puts a wizard hat on my head. 

I've never been a fan of double-kick.  But nevertheless, I cannot deny the awesomeness of Josh's drumming setup.  I accelerate my bass part and add triplets at random intervals.