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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:25
I see the blood and gore throughout the room and begin crying, crying as though I had never cried before.  I can't control it, I just keep crying and crying and crying.  And then Josh uses the past tense again and the tears just get worse and worse and now I don't think I can control myself with all these tears and emotions running through me and i dont think im even making sense anymore help me help me im not even using sentences or capitalization or punctuation i feel like laplace or bizarro laplace or whatever and that thought just makes me cry harder and oh my god i think i might just shrivel up and die right here if i keep crying now i pass out from dehydration from all the crying

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:27
I quickyly punch Josh away, and slap Jake back into his reality.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:31
I killed Ian through every means possible. He was utterly obliterated. He was so far in ancient history that even the past tense was not enough to recall his existence. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:32
Little does Jake know that my soul watches over the man who who kills me, until he dies.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:33
I suddenly stop crying.  I go back over to my bass and kick on the distortion.  I play a zeuhl bassline so kickass that everyone in earshot creams their pants spontaneously.  Including myself.  I go clean off my bass and wash out my pants.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:34
Originally posted by schizoid_man77 schizoid_man77 wrote:

Little does Jake know that my soul watches over the man who who kills me, until he dies.


Except you were obliterated to oblivion so utterly that even your soul ceased to exist. In fact, it ceased to exist so utterly, that it never actually existed at all ever in any measurable dimension of time or space.

And my name is Josh.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:35
Clean again, I return to my amp and plug back in.  I start rolling off that awesome groove from Sweet Sweet Bulbs.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:35
Originally posted by rileydog22 rileydog22 wrote:

I suddenly stop crying.  I go back over to my bass and kick on the distortion.  I play a zeuhl bassline so kickass that everyone in earshot creams their pants spontaneously.  Including myself.  I go clean off my bass and wash out my pants.  


I did a crazy De Futura Vander imitation with spastic and spontaneous aggressive drumming, and somehow we match up perfectly despite the rigid syncopatedness and the unreal spontaneity.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:36
I meant Jake.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:37
No, Ian didn't mean anybody because now he is DEAD.  DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD WHY DOESNT HE GET THE PICTURE DEAD.

Anyways, seeing Josh's Vander impression, I go back to my Zeuhl bassline.  Damn, it rocks SO HARD. 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:37
Originally posted by rileydog22 rileydog22 wrote:

Clean again, I return to my amp and plug back in.  I start rolling off that awesome groove from Sweet Sweet Bulbs.  


Unfamiliar with the bassline, I just started doing really loud blastbeats and actually popped my own eardrums. The whole while, the drum stick is still in my eye. Evil laughing.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:37
But we were back on Zeuhl by then so it didn't matter where did Dylan go @?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:38
I then put on my wizard hat and robe


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:38
Dude, with the third drumstick jammed in your eye, you can play FIVE-LIMBED DRUM PARTS instead of just using the traditional four.  That rocks SO HARD.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:39
I try to dance to the zeuhl beat but instead slip on the blood and break my spine.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:39
Originally posted by heyitsthatguy heyitsthatguy wrote:

I then put on my wizard hat and robe


You again?  Perv! 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:39
Seeing the possibilities, I stuck another in my left eye and acquired a second bass drum pedal. Now I am operating the drum set with six limbs, one of which can switch between bass drum and hi-hat. Josh puts a wizard hat on my head. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:41
Laugh all you may, but I think I've been very eloquent these past few hours. I've been using grammar and attempting to separate my nonsense streams into topical paragraphs.

(Dead people speak in strikethrough.)


# for band in doom:
# if indiekids(band): addband(band, "Post Metal")
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:41
I've never been a fan of double-kick.  But nevertheless, I cannot deny the awesomeness of Josh's drumming setup.  I accelerate my bass part and add triplets at random intervals.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:42
We are not familiar with this particular dialect, and so we continued with the Zeuhl Wortz. 
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