Forum Home Forum Home > Topics not related to music > Just for Fun
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - An epic of stupidity
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Topic ClosedAn epic of stupidity
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  12>
Author
Message Reverse Sort Order
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Shakespeare View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: July 18 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Topic: An epic of stupidity
    Posted: November 25 2007 at 22:14
There's a story....but there's no plot...
Back to Top
WalterDigsTunes View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: September 11 2007
Location: SanDiegoTijuana
Status: Offline
Points: 4373 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2007 at 02:46
I'm reading the Wiki article and laughing my head off as I read the "cliffhanger" lines:

"Now he's at the closet, now he's opening the closet....."
"He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man!"
"Pull back the cover, oh my god, a rubber!"
 "Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!"
...Around Twan and Sylvester are sniffin' around, tryin' to figure out, 'What's that smell?' As they turn and look at each other like, 'What the hell?'..."
 "...The midget faints again...While Twan and Sylvester is trippin'...The midget's the baby's daddy; woo."
I'm sorry, girl, but that ho was me..."
Time goes by, it's now one hour later..."
 "I will kill both of y'all knucklehead asses..."
I'm f**king her now..."
Give me my motherf**kin' coat!"
"Don't go tellin' ev'rybody 'round town, Rosie/ With your big-mouthed ass!"

Incredible. Simply incredible.
Back to Top
Teh_Slippermenz View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: September 11 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2007 at 02:38
LULZ!!! LOLLOLLOL

I saw a few seconds of that and then went back to my Camel ("Lady Fantasy", on Stellar Attraction! Kicks R. Kelly's butt). There are people who actually LIKE this? Sad.

I guess he gets one point for doing a 20:00 so-called epic? I'd hate to think what they attempted to play during the instrumental sections. LOL

Yes, an epic......EPIC FAIL.




Edited by Teh_Slippermenz - November 24 2007 at 02:40
Back to Top
moreitsythanyou View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar
VIP Member

Joined: April 23 2006
Location: NYC
Status: Offline
Points: 11682 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2007 at 02:27
Oh yes how could I forget that episode. An absolute classic.
<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
Back to Top
Hamfari View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: June 25 2007
Location: Iceland
Status: Offline
Points: 131 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2007 at 18:36
There are 22 parts, all to be found on youtube, I havenīt watched them all, itīs quite a difficult task, youīre torn between how lame&funny this is and how boring it gets after some time.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet
did any1 watch the Southpark episode w. the same name ;p
 
Weird Al:
"And we drive to the drive thru
Heading off to the drive thru
We're approaching the drive thru
Getting closer to drive thru
Almost there at the drive thru
Now we're here in the drive thru
We're in line in the drive thru
Did I mention the drive thru?"
Big%20smile


Edited by Hamfari - November 22 2007 at 18:38
Nobody needs to go anywhere else. We are all, if we only knew it, already there.
Back to Top
Trickster F. View Drop Down
Prog Reviewer
Prog Reviewer
Avatar

Joined: February 10 2006
Location: Belize
Status: Offline
Points: 5308 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2007 at 18:23
I do happen to think popular culture should be as absurd and stupid as possible. The reason for that is when the entire crowd tries to pretend to have subtlety of some manner, it becomes more absurd than absurdity itself. Just be your stupid selves and leave the subtlety for the outsiders, mkay? Tongue
sig
Back to Top
progismylife View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: October 19 2006
Location: ibreathehelium
Status: Offline
Points: 15535 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2007 at 18:06
I watched all the 23 (I think its 23?) parts

The implications at the end are hilarious.

Oh and the Weird Al satire.

I must say both are extremely funny. I laughed at the R. Kelly one, and laughed at the R Kelly one with the Weird Al one.


Edited by progismylife - November 22 2007 at 18:07
Back to Top
Shakespeare View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: July 18 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2007 at 17:59
I like the

yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no

parts
Back to Top
moreitsythanyou View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar
VIP Member

Joined: April 23 2006
Location: NYC
Status: Offline
Points: 11682 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 23:37
Originally posted by Shakespeare Shakespeare wrote:

Weird Al's is even funnier!

Easily one of his best LOL
The original is quite funny as well
I open up the door!
Can't believe it's a man!















Did I mention the Drive Thru?
<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
Back to Top
Easy Money View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin

Joined: August 11 2007
Location: Memphis
Status: Offline
Points: 10679 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 23:07
I actually watched the whole thing, but I thought you guys would get a kick out of knowing that my monitor "went to sleep" at the 16 minute mark. I've never seen it do that during a video before.
Back to Top
Shakespeare View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: July 18 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 22:25
I watched the whole thing - start to finish.

Best satire ever.
Back to Top
KoS View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: May 17 2005
Location: Los Angeles
Status: Offline
Points: 16310 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 21:54
 That's not the saddest part,they actually made an hour special explaining the actions and characters of the "epic."

Edited by king of Siam - November 21 2007 at 21:57
Back to Top
E-Dub View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: February 24 2006
Location: Elkhorn, WI
Status: Offline
Points: 7910 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 21:50
I know sitting through it is excruciating; however, did any you last long enough to see the end of the 4th or 5th chapter when he discovers a prophylactic in their bed? The song ends with the word 'rubber' echoing to fade. It's absolutely hysterical.

I actually heard that he was nominated for a Grammy for this garbage. Sad!

E
Back to Top
aapatsos View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: November 11 2005
Location: Manchester, UK
Status: Offline
Points: 9226 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 17:07
^ I would say even more boring...
Back to Top
Shakespeare View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: July 18 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 17:06
Weird Al's is even funnier!
Back to Top
markosherrera View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: October 01 2006
Location: World
Status: Offline
Points: 3252 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 12:49
Awful soap opera with hip hop, a ...big snake....Dead
Back to Top
Cristi View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Crossover / Prog Metal Teams

Joined: July 27 2006
Location: wonderland
Status: Offline
Points: 45662 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 12:36
Originally posted by E-Dub E-Dub wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCXlCkY4Y5g

My wife and I used to just laugh until we just about blacked out when VH1 was playing this. This is what they call in the hip hop community an epic. Give me "Supper's Ready" or "This Strange Engine" any day of the week over this. Warning: it is hysterically moronic.

E
 
   extremely moronic and there's more to come as you can see, new chapters...LOL


Edited by Cristi - November 21 2007 at 12:37
Back to Top
chamberry View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator

Honorary Collaborator

Joined: October 24 2005
Location: Puerto Rico
Status: Offline
Points: 9008 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 12:28
Originally posted by E-Dub E-Dub wrote:

Well, if you're going to take the time to pen an epic, not only pick a better subject matter, but choose your words wisely and don't sound like a complete moron. "I closed my mouth and swallowed some spit"? Come on!

E

Agreed.

It was a nice idea, though.

Back to Top
cynthiasmallet View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member


Joined: October 01 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 545 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 12:26
Any song that ends with a well endowed dwarf soiling himself is beautiful on paper, but yet this song was so bad. Surely he can't be serious?

Edited by cynthiasmallet - November 21 2007 at 12:29
Would you like to watch TV, or get between the sheets, or contemplate the silent freeway, would you like something to eat?
Back to Top
Slartibartfast View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam

Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
Status: Offline
Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2007 at 12:22

OK, I had to quit before one minute was up.
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  12>

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down



This page was generated in 0.258 seconds.
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.