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The Doctor 
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 Topic: The Doctor Invades Europe
Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:26 |
Hide away your sisters and wives. Make sure you have plenty of water and candles, and for the love of god, find shelter. That fateful day foretold in Revelations and the prophecies of Nostradamus is finally among you. The Doctor is coming to Europe. Poznan, Poland to be exact. And the havoc I shall wreak shall be unlike any you have ever experienced before. I almost feel sorry for all of our European members. Almost! 
I am sure you have many questions. How much damage can the Doctor really do? I am the proud owner of a bomb shelter, will I be safe there? Can I write a letter to my governmental representative to stop this abomination? Doesn't this violate some sort of treaty? Won't this cause a serious international incident? All questions will be answered in the soon to be posted "Europe Loses All Hope FAQ." Stay tuned to this page for further updates about the url of that faq.
The Doctor is leaving on Friday and the invasion begins Saturday. You haven't much time.  |
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Bj-1
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:32 |
Why not Norway? Meeting you in real life would have been priceless 
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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andu
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:38 |
Yeah - but then you wouldn't be able to sit on a chair for a couple of weeks! 
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The Doctor
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:39 |
Sorry Blowie...it would be priceless...but I'm going there to see a woman. And she has a distinct advantage over you I'm afraid. 
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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micky
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:40 |
 The Doctor wrote:
Hide away your sisters and wives. Make sure you
have plenty of water and candles, and for the love of god, find
shelter. That fateful day foretold in Revelations and the
prophecies of Nostradamus is finally among you. The Doctor is
coming to Europe. Poznan, Poland to be exact. And the
havoc I shall wreak shall be unlike any you have ever experienced
before. I almost feel sorry for all of our European
members. Almost!
I am sure you have many questions. How much damage can the
Doctor really do? I am the proud owner of a bomb shelter, will I
be safe there? Can I write a letter to my governmental
representative to stop this abomination? Doesn't this violate
some sort of treaty? Won't this cause a serious international
incident? All questions will be answered in the soon to be posted
"Europe Loses All Hope FAQ." Stay tuned to this page for further
updates about the url of that faq.
The Doctor is leaving on Friday and the invasion begins Saturday. You haven't much time. |
that's so wonderful Doc... 
Remember to take lots of pictures
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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Bj-1
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:43 |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Bj-1
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:45 |
andu wrote:
Yeah - but then you wouldn't be able to sit on a chair for a couple of weeks! |
I think this doctor operates with women only
(At least I hope so - there's something that's called "You take what you get" too )
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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sleeper
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:55 |
Its a good job Riverside are coming this way then.  Enjoy your time in Europe Doc.
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Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005
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cynthiasmallet
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 17:58 |
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Would you like to watch TV, or get between the sheets, or contemplate the silent freeway, would you like something to eat?
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stonebeard
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 18:11 |
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Chastity belt prices in Poland have risen 300% in the past half-hour.
Hmm...
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Tuzvihar
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 18:13 |
The Doctor wrote:
Hide away your sisters and wives. Make sure you have plenty of water and candles, and for the love of god, find shelter. That fateful day foretold in Revelations and the prophecies of Nostradamus is finally among you. The Doctor is coming to Europe. Poznan, Poland to be exact. And the havoc I shall wreak shall be unlike any you have ever experienced before. I almost feel sorry for all of our European members. Almost!
I am sure you have many questions. How much damage can the Doctor really do? I am the proud owner of a bomb shelter, will I be safe there? Can I write a letter to my governmental representative to stop this abomination? Doesn't this violate some sort of treaty? Won't this cause a serious international incident? All questions will be answered in the soon to be posted "Europe Loses All Hope FAQ." Stay tuned to this page for further updates about the url of that faq.
The Doctor is leaving on Friday and the invasion begins Saturday. You haven't much time. |
Are you going to stop off in Warsaw too, maybe?
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"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."
Charles Bukowski
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andu
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 18:15 |
Doc, d'you know that most girls in Poland are Catholic? Catholic girls... 
Edited by andu - November 11 2007 at 18:15
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micky
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 18:17 |
andu wrote:
Doc, d'you know that most girls in Poland are Catholic? Catholic girls...
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hahahhahah
*editted for my own protection*
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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The Doctor
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 18:39 |
stonebeard wrote:
Chastity belt prices in Poland have risen 300% in the past half-hour.
Hmm...
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Score! I invested my life savings in Polish chastity belts moments before I made my post.
Thanks guys, I'll be sure to take lots of pictures Micky, and maybe I'll even remember how to post them here with photobucket. 
And yes Andu, I knew that, in fact, my girlfriend is a reformed Catholic.
Blowie, you are correct sir, this doctor only operates on the ladies.
Tuzh, we may end up making a trip during my visit to either Warsaw or Szczecin, we haven't decided yet though.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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micky
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 18:42 |
I hope it all works out and is the dream you want it to be.
Best of luck Doc..
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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1800iareyay
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 20:58 |
The Doctor wrote:
The Doctor is leaving on Friday and the invasion begins Saturday. You haven't much time. |
I find it funny when the Doc uses the term invasion. I think he's a bad influence on me.
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The Doctor
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Posted: November 11 2007 at 21:48 |
micky wrote:
I hope it all works out and is the dream you want it to be.
Best of luck Doc..
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Thanks Micky. I hope so too.
We've spent time together before and it was pretty wonderful, and I'm pretty sure that even after two months the fire is still burning for both of us, so I think it will probably go pretty well.
On the other hand, I just realized tonight that I fly out of Orlando to Philly, and once in Philly, if everything goes well, I will have only an hour and a half to make a connection with a different airline for an international flight. That's if my flight from Orlando is on time.
Edited by The Doctor - November 11 2007 at 21:50
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Tony R
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Posted: November 12 2007 at 10:56 |
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Tony R
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Posted: November 12 2007 at 10:57 |
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Just remember Doctor, she will not be able to bring her guide dog back into the USA if she comes back with you...
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JJLehto
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Posted: November 12 2007 at 11:32 |
Eh....Doctor I think you have greatly exaggerated the impact of your trip on Europe.
Have fun though, I want to go to Europe so badly.
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