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    Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:31
Following popular demand, I decided to start this thread meant to post various jokes about various members. I have a huge document full of jokes about a lot of members but I had only started a TLC and James thread.

So, the idea is to basically post any good joke about any member.

To show that I have a sense of humor, I'll start with a couple of Bern jokes :

  1. Because of all the time he spends on PA, Bern sometimes forgets he's supposed to speak French in real life.
  2. Bern almost got in a threesome, but passed it off to write parody song lyrics about James and Flossy.
  3. Harmonium broke up when they found out Bern was stealing all their chattes.

IMPORTANT : Please remember to be respectful guys! Ying%20Yang


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:32
Ansen became emo when he realized he liked Manowar.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:33
  1. Magma got their logo from an idea previously engraved into Ansen's arm.
  2. Ansen can cut logos in his hand for bands that haven't even been formed yet.
  3. Ansen doesn't sleep. He falls unconscious after three days.
  4. Ansen doesn't sleep.  He cuts himself.
  5. Ansen can cut the album art for ITCHYCOCK in his hands.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:34
Blowie once ate all the pizza in the resturant, so they had to shut down the place
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:34
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

  1. Ansen can cut the album art for ITCHYCOCK in his hands.
 
 
Ansen already has an itchycock.
 
 
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:34
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:35
Bern found a way to clean out the VR - he started a member's joke thread (and everybody moved there).

Edited by Angelo - March 02 2007 at 13:35
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:35

Progismylife is so much on PA that he forgets his real name



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:36
Ben? That's postingismylife, not?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
Flossy once passed out when he thought he saw Gildenlöw's nipple on the BE DVD.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Bern found a way to clean out the VR - he started a member's joke thread (and everybody moved there).
 
So true. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
Bj: LOL


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:37
Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

Flossy once passed out when he thought he saw Gildenlöw's nipple on the BE DVD.
 
LOLLOLLOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:39
Ben plays bass with his toes, he uses his fingers to post yet another post.

Ansen once tried to carve the PA logo on his arm, but got sued by Rony and M@x and had to have his arm removed.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:39
TLC doesn't drive, he manages to drunkenly fall down stairs until he reaches his destination.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:40
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Ben plays bass with his toes, he uses his fingers to post yet another post.

Ansen once tried to carve the PA logo on his arm, but got sued by Rony and M@x and had to have his arm removed.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:40
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

TLC doesn't drive, he manages to drunkenly fall down stairs until he reaches his destination.

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Stoney once posted above joke on the wrong thread.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
Stonie doesn't listen to Marillion, Marillion listen to him.
 
"And I want yer new album to be like that, and that, not that and..."
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Ben plays bass with his toes, he uses his fingers to post yet another post.
 
LOL


Edited by Angelo - March 02 2007 at 13:43
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