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Wutu Banale
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 11 2006
Location: Finland
Status: Offline
Points: 104
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Posted: December 18 2006 at 09:58 |
Having a heart attack when it's my 70th birthday party.
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Käsittämättömän käsittämätöntä
Suurta ja arvostettavaa.
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magnus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: November 19 2006
Location: Norway
Status: Offline
Points: 865
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Posted: December 18 2006 at 12:41 |
being gunned down in a showdown between two rivalling senior citizen gangs as an 80-year old.
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The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Trickster F.
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 10 2006
Location: Belize
Status: Offline
Points: 5308
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Posted: December 18 2006 at 12:46 |
progadicto wrote:
Jumping from a bulding... But I had think to biy a gun and (in 30 or 35 years) blow out my head with a shot... And my last chance for a decent death will be suffer a heart attack after make love with Aria Giovanni...
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Wouldn't she be, like, 60 by then?
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CaptainQuark
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2006
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 303
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Posted: December 18 2006 at 14:17 |
progadicto wrote:
…suffer a heart attack after make love with Aria Giovanni...
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That would be my preferred method too!
Edited by CaptainQuark - December 18 2006 at 14:18
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Erithacus
Ordinary morals are for ordinary people ~ Aleister Crowley
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markosherrera
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 01 2006
Location: World
Status: Offline
Points: 3252
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Posted: December 18 2006 at 14:51 |
In the grace of GOD,without pain
Edited by markosherrera - January 03 2007 at 18:30
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clarke2001
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: June 14 2006
Location: Croatia
Status: Offline
Points: 4160
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Posted: December 29 2006 at 23:42 |
I voted for Vogon poetry. Now do I hate myself or what?
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Chris H
Prog Reviewer
Joined: October 08 2006
Location: Charlotte, NC
Status: Offline
Points: 8191
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Posted: December 29 2006 at 23:47 |
Well I put other, so I would like to die in bed with Christie Brinkley.
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Beauty will save the world.
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freekske
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 11 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 339
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Posted: December 29 2006 at 23:49 |
Throwing a stereo into a bathtub while white rabbit peaks
Rings any bells?!?
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Yes it is!!
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Chris H
Prog Reviewer
Joined: October 08 2006
Location: Charlotte, NC
Status: Offline
Points: 8191
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Posted: December 29 2006 at 23:50 |
freekske wrote:
Throwing a stereo into a bathtub while white rabbit peaks
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Well if psychedelia is your thing, why dont we just go smoke some pot and pass out on top of Jim Morrison's grave? Mmmm...Paris
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Beauty will save the world.
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Witchwoodhermit
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 23 2006
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 871
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Posted: December 30 2006 at 01:36 |
Fear and loathing aside.
If I die with a full belly and buzzed brain, sh*t, I might call this dump a nice experience.
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Here I'm shadowed by a dragon fig tree's fan
ringed by ants and musing over man.
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StyLaZyn
Forum Senior Member
Joined: November 22 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4079
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Posted: January 05 2007 at 12:45 |
The Miracle wrote:
Slashing wrists is a good idea, I like cutting myself with a razor blade... But much better would be to die of an orgasm at age 99.
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Make that 79 for me. I've seen my parents in their 80's. I must go before I reach that stage of dependence.
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tardis
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 02 2005
Location: Victoria, BC
Status: Offline
Points: 14378
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Posted: January 06 2007 at 21:57 |
Vogon poetry
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Empathy
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 30 2005
Status: Offline
Points: 1864
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Posted: January 06 2007 at 22:39 |
Calmly of age with family all around.
If that's not possible, killed in sleep by ninjas and pirates. Cause how freakin' cool is that??!?!
I can't think of a more heinous and lengthy death than by Vogon poetry. *shudder*
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Pure Brilliance:
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tardis
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 02 2005
Location: Victoria, BC
Status: Offline
Points: 14378
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Posted: January 07 2007 at 00:22 |
Of course, being strangled with your own intestines would be an interesting death as well.
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