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Certif1ed 
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 Posted: June 16 2004 at 08:46 |
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What do you mean, carrots? |
In the same way that "Carats" are a measurement of weight for gold, "Carrots" are a measurement by which one weighs a quantity of Jackassedness.
So if I were to say (purely by way of example of course) that you were a 9-carrot Jackass, it would mean that you're a Jackass, and contain a high level of impurity...
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Velvetclown
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Posted: June 23 2004 at 02:31 |
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Posted: June 23 2004 at 03:31 |
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Joren
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Posted: June 24 2004 at 15:50 |
zero carrots flat jackass!
TIRED! (literally)
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emdiar
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Posted: July 28 2004 at 04:50 |
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You've all got ginger pubes!
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Perception is truth, ergo opinion is fact.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: July 30 2004 at 03:23 |
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That's a bit strong isn't it - there's no need to be that offensive!
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: July 30 2004 at 11:36 |
emdiar wrote:
You've all got ginger pubes! |
I prefer my pubes with some soy sauce and wasabi to go with the ginger.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: August 03 2004 at 08:18 |
You son of a BEACH !!!!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 03 2004 at 08:58 |
danbo wrote:
emdiar wrote:
You've all got ginger pubes! |
I prefer my pubes with some soy sauce and wasabi to go with the ginger. |
Hmmm - there's got to be a joke here somewhere about ginger being a smelly root.... 
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 03 2004 at 11:03 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 03 2004 at 11:15 |
Dunno about a film, but there used to be a sit-com over here called "game on" in which one of the characters kept insulting his flat-mates ginger genitals....
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 03 2004 at 13:13 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Dunno about a film, but there used to be a sit-com over here called "game on" in which one of the characters kept insulting his flat-mates ginger genitals.... |
I remember it from something, who knows....
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emdiar
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Posted: August 04 2004 at 17:16 |
Jim has it!
Mathew, (playing Trivial Pursuit): "Which colour pubic hair is most likely to induce a bout of vomiting?"
Martin "ginger t**ser" Henson: "Claire used to call it her little pink stick of ginger candy floss....."
Mathew: "Uuuuuurrrgggggggghhh!!"
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Velvetclown
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Posted: August 05 2004 at 09:44 |
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Thatīs just dentalfloss for cheapskates.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: August 06 2004 at 16:28 |
My teeth need cleaning and I'm broke... 
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Velvetclown
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Posted: August 07 2004 at 08:53 |
Poor man 
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NyghtOwl
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Posted: August 07 2004 at 18:38 |
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You, my friend must be congratulated on your status... Worlds First Living Brain Donor
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Life is a beach...
How come I'm not on it?
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Certif1ed
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Posted: August 08 2004 at 16:13 |
NyghtOwl wrote:
You, my friend must be congratulated on your status... Worlds First Living Brain Donor |
Don't knock Velve - he's the only man I know who's offered to donate his brain forty-seven times...
The last time was to someone who thought he said "train", and only agreed to take it because it was a slow one...
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Velvetclown
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Posted: August 09 2004 at 06:00 |
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