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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:16
but people inside the cavern were saying "we want the funniest punchline from a joke ever!!", so
In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:17
a bishop ran out of the cavern with a sceptre in his hand and shouted out the punchline:


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:18
And while smoking liberally from a vat of finest-quality Belgian hashish he proclaimed:

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:20
Here comes the mother of all punchlines:
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:21
42 !
"One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:23
The crowd inside the cavern stood abashed, as if the Apocalypse had happened to every house except theirs while they were on the can.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:29
Then they had some tea.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:31
The tea was very interesting. Fast and blubous, like intravenous transvestites blubbing under a full orange carton of senseless vitamins.
 
However:
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:35
Tried as they might, they could not understand the punchline they had been given earlier, which was 42.  So they had the Cavern Council call a meeting to discuss the issue.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:37
Colonel Simmons was appointed by the council to detect the perpretator of the lack of punchline. He was short for his height, thin for his weight but tall for his height.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:39
It turned out that the real punchline was kept secret by medieval mystics and their pets.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:40
And those pets turned out to be magical creatures created by the mystics, such as :
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:43
The walrus-owl.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:44
Within microseconds, Simmons was brutally devoured by a mystic with a carnivorous erection and human's ass ornaments, who had a preference for ingesting the military.
 
Then followed a gory, scary, terrifying, hideous, token black buddy, frightening, downright offensive, sudden, instantaneous, drawn-out, straight-forward, complex, shiny, dull, hi-larious, sexy, tantalysing, *insert more*
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:48
somewhat noisy scene, in which, after several twists, the punchline was finally revealed.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:50
*awed silence as everyone senses the end is near*
 
(the ball's in your court now Tongue )
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 16:02
-My dog has no nose.
-How does he smell?
-Awful.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 16:04
Drum roll used at the end of jokes in seedy bars. All take a deep breath and exhale, wondering if another deadly joke is going to spring over the horizon. Are they right?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 16:05
YES! And the joke goes like this:
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 16:12
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

YES! And the joke goes like this:
 
Ha! That's awesome, I was waiting for that...Now lets have a more cohesive joke, ok? LOL
 
An antelope, 2 burglars and a student walk into a bar.
 
 
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