Annoyance Disposal Unit!

1. Pastas, icky food, made from dough(if I wanted that I'd eat bread), and hardly fills my guts. Also, very lacking in meat!

2. Nonsense philosics by people younger than 14, it's never more than 'I believe the world looks this way' hardly anything to do with philosofising.

3. Having to wait before my oven is warm and my breads are baked. I WANT TO EAT RIGHT NOW DARNIT!!!!

Ok, that's about it. I'm fairly in peace with the smaller things. It's the general human behaviour that I dislike.

Bigotry, intolerance, war, Hip-Hop, oh sorry, you said not them...

OK

1 - "Baby on board" signs in car rear windows. Am I supposed to think "Oh, I'd better not smash into that one after all then!"?

2 - Motorists who park on the pavement. It's reached epidemic proportions in the UK. Also ones who park in disabled spaces who don't have blue (disabled driver) badges.

3 - People who think England, Britain and UK are interchangeable references to the same place.

4 - Kentucky fried chicken bargain buckets. Nothing wasted there then!

5 - Remakes of classic films which don't need to be remade - for example, Psycho, The Italian Job, Oceans eleven, etc.

James Lee wrote: Easy Livin wrote: 3 - People who think England, Britain and UK are interchangeable references to the same place. hmm- please explain? One of these things has to be like the other.

James,

Great Britain is made up of England, Scotland and Wales.

The United Kingdom (Full name "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland") is England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

England has land borders with Wales and Scotland. It is governed by the UK government, it does not have its own parliament. The Queen is not the "Queen of England", she is the "Queen of the United Kingdom". I think one of the main contributors to the confusion is that UK bank notes are issued by (and say on them) The Bank of England, which is actually the reserve bank for the UK.

All this of course not to be confused of course with the British Isles, which is a geographic (as opposed to political) reference to the islands which include mainland Great Britain, the Isle of Man, Jersey, Guernsey etc.!

I know it's confusing, but it really does annoy Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish people when others talk about England but mean the UK.  I believe Canadians have a similar avertion to being called American?

1. Speedos – The likeable way to swing your flabby stomach arbitrary and to take the risk of performing a hazardous ball-showing act.

2. McDonald's – The most hideous fast/finger food ever. Can't live with it, can't live without it.

3. Newspapers heavily soaked in ink – The thickness of the printing leaves horrendous stains all over your fingertips. When suffering a severe case of nose itching right after you read the whole thing, you'll be the laughingstock for a while.

4. "Cybill" – The worst TV Series of all times. The "bimbo air-headed blond girl" lifestyle turned into cliché because of this crappy show. Re-runs make me hate it even more.

5. Boring Jet-set sports – Like Polo, hunting, yacht sailing… so hollow and senseless that it makes me want it more and more!

landberkdoten wrote: Speedos – The likeable way to swing your flabby stomach arbitrary and to take the risk of performing a hazardous ball-showing act.

BBBBWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alarm clocks - enough said..

Whetherspoon pubs (For the benefit of anyone not from the UK, these are a chain of sh!t pubs, that serve cheap beer to habitual underage drunks, and have a no music, no pool, no fun policy. In my town they have hi-jacked a beautiful, listed, 16th century building and turned it into the McDonalds of pubs)

Litter - Especially that from fast food outlets, who I think should have the @rses taxed off them, to pay for their mess to be cleaned up.

Tabloid news culture - Dont know about the rest of the world, but in Britain, the whole planet could be approaching armmageddon and all people would care about is who the Engalnd football manager is sh*gging!!

Big Brother - Such terrible, terrible crap!! A housefull of hateful idiots and a load of cameras filming them sitting around in their pants doing f*ck all, smoking roll ups. Cheap TV  On all the time, it seems, although its only on in the summer.

Thats me done.

Blacksword wrote: Big Brother - Such terrible, terrible crap!! A housefull of hateful idiots and a load of cameras filming them sitting around in their pants doing f*ck all, smoking roll ups. Cheap TV  On all the time, it seems, although its only on in the summer.

Oh, I second that my man! That crappy "reality TV" show has definitely turned into this kind of sub-culture all over the world. Those sons of bit**es should be buried alive...  

Gotta hate those clowns...

What about people who make "music" (better make that MUZAK) with the sole aim of making money - and NO interest in artistic creation whatsoever, including the Record companies and industry sharks who send tapes to radio stations so they can use them as their "playlist" thereby excluding any actual talent, and "stables" of pretty girls and boys who are allowed to make records to the exclusion of anyone else until they reach their sell-by date.

Then there's people who think they can make their living by blaming others for things that have gone wrong - the blame culture. "My back hurts and it's my employer's fault entirely - I'd better sue the bastard and never go to work again" (with, of course, apologies due to anyone GENUINELY affected). Those lead-swingers make me SICK

And I get REALLY, REALLY mad at people who hurt little children or animals. It's a good job we don't carry guns in this country, because I would be doing time otherwise.  I read in today's news about two boys who broke into a zoo just to torture baby wallabies - breaking their legs and freezing them in icy water among other things.

Then there's frogs.

Those frogs are gonna pay.

But clowns are the worst...