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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 13:14
Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

 
 
UUUuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!......... something fishy here.
 
Salmon farming is the thing 'round Aberdeen. drove by it in the early 90's
Shocked Dare to correct ME, wilt thou, base churlish knave?!
 (Though I believe you're right -- but I did read about some rock star recently with a trout farm....Embarrassed)
 
 
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 14:37
Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

Is this a dagger I see before me?
 
No, it's an axolotl. Close, but no banana.
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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 16:08
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by <font color=#0000ff>an Angel</font> an Angel wrote:

Peter not here yet? Let's hope he didn't get beat up on the way home. Then again, looking at the title of this thread, he probably fell asleep under a lamp post...
 
This one was kind of exciting, because of the potential for senseless, random violence -- and because the poster is apparently a supernatural, winged being!
 
His previous one was pretty good too, because I like salami, but ultimately he had to be rejected beause he left out the apostrophe in his possessive "peoples."
 
(I told you spelling and punctuation matter, Angelo!Geek)



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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 16:13
This seems like a pointless thread, so I'm going to post even though I have nothing to say.
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 17:03
Originally posted by <FONT color=#0000ff>Vomitpatti</FONT> Vomitpatti wrote:

This seems like a pointless thread, so I'm going to post even though I have nothing to say.
Well done!
 
 Some of the best things in life are "pointless," of little or no "practical" use -- the pointlessness is the point!
 
My dog doesn't "get" art. A bone is more lovely and useful to him, by far. He'd pee on the Mona Lisa as quickly as he would a tree.
 
 
Art is a mirror, and humour is an antidote, a sanity and humanity-preserving counterbalance to the horror of reality.
 
Or not.
 
(Heard any good 9-11 or Bin Laden jokes lately?) 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Hoorah for hokum! Wacko
 
 


Edited by Peter Rideout - September 13 2006 at 17:08
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Points: 10964 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 17:35
Osama bin Ladeen, severely injured in an American attack, is in a US Army medical facility, when he asks the attending doctor, "Doc, when will I die?"

"Unsure of the exact time of death," his Western doctor says.

"But you will die on an American holiday."

"How do you know it will be on an American holiday?" asks the terrorist.

"Oh," said the doctor, "Any day that you die will be an American holiday.
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What's the difference between Bin Laden and a bucket of sh*t?
 
THE BUCKET!
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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladeen and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladeen was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afganistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall round Afganistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - virtually impenetrable.

"UncleSam" says, "Fill it with water".
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What's the difference between a sparrow? Both legs are equally long, especially the left one.
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what has 9 arms and sucks?
 
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An elderly lady went to a shop. A shovel.
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 18:24
A man went into a paint shop and asked for some blue paint.
'I'm sorry' said the shopkeeper 'but we've only got yellow paint'.
'That's OK' the man replied 'I've got my bike outside'.
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 18:25
And now, a limerick:
 
There was a young man from Kent
Who swallowed a set of encyclopedias
His mother said "Ken
What have you done?
They were for supper!"
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
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^Wasn't supper ready? Shocked
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Points: 10964 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 19:19
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^Wasn't supper ready? Shocked
 
ho ho ho
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Points: 904 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2006 at 02:24
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

And now, a limerick:
 
There was a young man from Kent
Who swallowed a set of encyclopedias
His mother said "Ken
What have you done?
They were for supper!"


It doesn't even rhyme! Cry
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Points: 20240 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2006 at 03:24
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Shocked Dare to correct ME, wilt thou, base churlish knave?!
 (Though I believe you're right -- but I did read about some rock star recently with a trout farm....Embarrassed)
 
 
Forsooth, thou hast asked for this:
 
There once was a Belgian  named Hugues
Who would drink every day til he'd  spew
The Chimay he would guzzle
And pour down his muzzle
What else should a faux Frenchie do?
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LOL
 
Clap
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
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Points: 7113 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2006 at 03:29
If the proof is in the pudding, then why does Vatican City not have a post office?
"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2006 at 07:26
An Englishman, a Rabbi and a Haddock walk into a bar.

The barman says "is this some kind of a joke?"

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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