Maynard's Alien Encounter?

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   Rosetta Stoned Lyrics:

All righty then. Picture this if you will.

Grabbed at 2am and actually eating a, you know a box of crispy crèmes.

I might need as I approach site area 51 contemplating the hoax.

Of people thinking we just took a flaming

Stale banana-split-the-skylight.

Well one opened up we'd expect to see in A place like THIS.

Code red I'll put us in a diamond setting.

Right on my Birkenstocks in the open.

HOLY f**kING sh*t!

Holy f**king sh*t!

Holy f**king sh*t...Holy f**king sh*t...Holy f**king sh*t.

Let the X-file be entered

As some kind of blue creature

I hate it when it stows a meteor in my bathroom

If you look at your appearance for a

moment you can see.

Another banana bourbon enema

Someone hovered above my buckeyes.

My daily chore.

Maybe I'll run over the upper lid but all I could think was...

Careful to mark your girlfriends 17 f**king cats

The sewer line is waiting.

Like an apparition he had me crying out.

f**k me.

Sodomy.

A dead head chemistry.

Bladder problems won't stifle me.

If I can't make it,

people who are watching see.

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some needle spooning.

He revealed to me a

Singular purpose, he said you are the chosen one.

The one who will deliver the message.

A message of hope for those who choose to hear it

and a warning for those who do not.

Me? The chosen one,

They chose me.

And I didn't graduate from f**king high school.

you be..tter.

you better listen.

He looked right through me

with somniferous almond eyes.

Don't even know what that means

must remember to write it down.

This is surreal.

Like the time he floated away.

See my heart is pounding,

cause this sh*t never happens to me.

CAN'T BREATHE, RIGHT NOW!

It was surreal.

Like I woke up in Wonderland

All sort of terrifying.

I don't want to be alone when I tell this story

and can anyone tell me why?

All the sudden my peanuts dance?

Will I ever be coming down?

This is surreal.

Finally it's my lucky day.

See my heart is racing,

cause this sh*t never happens to me.

CAN'T BREATHE, RIGHT NOW!

You believe me don't you, please believe what I just said, see they're telling true

and this wasn't all in my head.

See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,

then they showed me something.

I don't even know where to begin.

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED, FEET COLD AN EYES RED

I'M OUT MY HEAD, AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD.

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.

GOD DAMN sh*t THE BED!

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.

Such a heavy burden now to be the one.

Born to bear and read to all

the details of our ending.

to write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen, sh*t the bed again, typical.

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED, FEET COLD AN EYES RED

I'M OUT MY HEAD, AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD.

SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRA RED, WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD,

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID.

GOD DAMN sh*t THE BED!

I...!!!

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME

MADE OUT TO BE, A HERO!!!

Can't remember what they said.

OH NO, HELP NOW.

Can't remember what they said.

DON'T KNOW.

WON'T KNOW.

GOD DAMN sh*t THE BED!

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Hierophant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 11 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 651	Topic: Maynard's Alien Encounter? Posted: June 21 2006 at 04:18
	Rosetta Stoned Lyrics: All righty then. Picture this if you will. Grabbed at 2am and actually eating a, you know a box of crispy crèmes. I might need as I approach site area 51 contemplating the hoax. Of people thinking we just took a flaming Stale banana-split-the-skylight. Well one opened up we'd expect to see in A place like THIS. Code red I'll put us in a diamond setting. Right on my Birkenstocks in the open. HOLY f*kING sht! Holy f*king sht! Holy f*king sht! Holy f*king sht! Holy f*king sht! Holy f*king sht...Holy f*king sht...Holy f*king sht. Let the X-file be entered As some kind of blue creature I hate it when it stows a meteor in my bathroom If you look at your appearance for a moment you can see. Another banana bourbon enema Someone hovered above my buckeyes. My daily chore. Maybe I'll run over the upper lid but all I could think was... Careful to mark your girlfriends 17 fking cats The sewer line is waiting. Like an apparition he had me crying out. fk me. Sodomy. A dead head chemistry. Bladder problems won't stifle me. If I can't make it, people who are watching see. And after calming me down with some orange slices and some needle spooning. He revealed to me a Singular purpose, he said you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not. Me? The chosen one, They chose me. And I didn't graduate from f*king high school. you be..tter. you be..tter. you be..tter. you better listen. He looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means must remember to write it down. This is surreal. Like the time he floated away. See my heart is pounding, cause this sht never happens to me. CAN'T BREATHE, RIGHT NOW! It was surreal. Like I woke up in Wonderland All sort of terrifying. I don't want to be alone when I tell this story and can anyone tell me why? All the sudden my peanuts dance? Will I ever be coming down? This is surreal. Finally it's my lucky day. See my heart is racing, cause this sht never happens to me. CAN'T BREATHE, RIGHT NOW! You believe me don't you, please believe what I just said, see they're telling true and this wasn't all in my head. See they took me by the hand and invited me right in, then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin. STRAPPED DOWN MY BED, FEET COLD AN EYES RED I'M OUT MY HEAD, AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD. CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID. GOD DAMN sht THE BED! Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending. to write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen, sht the bed again, typical. STRAPPED DOWN MY BED, FEET COLD AN EYES RED I'M OUT MY HEAD, AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD. SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRA RED, WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD, CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID. GOD DAMN sht THE BED! I...!!! CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME MADE OUT TO BE, A HERO!!! Can't remember what they said. OH NO, HELP NOW. Can't remember what they said. DON'T KNOW. WON'T KNOW. GOD DAMN sh*t THE BED!


int_2375 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 20 2006 Status: Offline Points: 159	Posted: June 21 2006 at 06:49
	Those lyrics are way off. Did you transcribe them yourself? Alrighty then, Picture this if you will: [10:00 to 2:00AM, and actually eating up an entire box of krispy kremes and my need-to-know potion, I was just outside area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thing, when a flaming stealth banana split the sky wide open. I never expected to see it in a place like this. I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae or something wet on my birkenstocks or something, holy f*king sht.] Holy f*king sht. Holy f*king sht. Holy f*king sht. Holy f*king sht. [Then the x-files being who was in some kind of blue-green jetship with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked and he went abananadabanana so when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my sweaty lower and upper lip, and all I could think was, I hope that my partner here doesn't notice that I pissed my fking pants.] So alive in his way, like an apparition he had me crying out: fk me. It's gotta be. Deadhead. Chemistry. The blotter got right on top of me. It's got me seeing E motherfking T. And after calming me down with some orange slices and some [needle/fetal] spooning the ET revealed to me his singular purpose he said: "You are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who should choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me, the chosen one. They chose me, and I didn't even graduate from fking high school. You'd better... You'd better... You'd better... You'd better listen. Then he looked right through me. With somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means. Must remember to write it down. This is so real. Like the time they floated away. See, my heart is burning. Cause this sht never happens to me. I can't breathe right now. It was so real, Like I woke up in wonderland. It was a bit terrifying. I don't want to be all alone, When I tell the story. And can anyone tell me why? It was a repeat experience? Will I ever be coming down. This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day. See, my heart is racing. This sht never happens to me. I can't breathe right now. You believe me don't you? Please believe what I just said. See they're telling [?], And this wasn't all in my head. See they took me by the hand. And invited me right in. Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down on my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out my head. Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said. God damn, I sht the bed. High... High... High... high... Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be, the one. Born to bear and write you all the details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen. sht the bed again... typical. Strapped down on my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out of my head. Am my alive? Am my dead? Sunkist and sudafed. Gyroscopes and infrared. Won't help the braindead. Can't remember what they said. God damn, I sht the bed. I can't remember what they said, to me. Can’t remember what they said to make me out to be a hero. I can't remember what they said. God help me. I can’t remember what they said. Don't know, won't know, don't know, won't know, don't know, won't know..... God damn, I sht the bed

YYZed Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 03 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 282	Posted: June 21 2006 at 08:00
	This song reminds me a bit of Third Eye. I like it, though I think Third eye is better overall.


chopper Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20033	Posted: June 21 2006 at 08:42
	Those lyrics are badly wrong. And thank God, I was very worried by "Another banana bourbon enema" not to mention "your girlfriends 17 f**king cats"