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    Posted: March 23 2006 at 15:08
Anyone want to see if we can make our own joke up??


One line each!

Keep going until we agree its the best punchline then start again! If it don't work what the hell!!

here we go:

   There was this old man,
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who had a problem with his keys
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He said "I can unlock the mysteries of the universe but when it comes to women..."
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Then a fairy suddenly appeared to him.
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But unfortunately he wasn't that way inclined.
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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So he said again "I can unlock the mysteries of the universe but when it comes to women..."
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Unfortunately the fairy had already left, so nobody heard him.
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but then a pixie appeared,
In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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and she said "hang on hang on, the punchline's coming".


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And the man said to the pixie "Were you the one in the band called Pixies?"
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wow...this went nowhere
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"No, I'm not, I'm in the band name Dixie Drags" said Pixies

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<<Dark side of Z' Drummination>>
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"If this conversation was a joke, it would be a really bad one" said the man.
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then the pixie said, "Screw this, lets think up a new joke"
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Then the man thought up a new joke, which went something like this:
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Did you hear about the farmer who bought a pig....
In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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...and when he got home the pig started singing "Supper's Ready"?
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He said to the pig "Gabriel you can't...
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...sing that song here, my other pigs can only stand country & western music in the pigsty."
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"yes but this is progressive music! ask Jethro over there,the pig with a flute stuck in his trotter's & he'll tell you more!"...
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