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    Posted: February 18 2006 at 19:18
I always considered "Dinah-Mo-Hum" as Frank at his most X-rated with "Bobby Brown" a close second. Oh, he's had several other toilet songs before and after, but I think these were the crem ala crem. What say you?
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Not at all.  I'd say Penis Dimension (from 200 Motels) near-about takes the cake.  And anything from Joe's Garage is a close contender.
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Points: 876 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 18 2006 at 20:35

Bobby Brown is certainly up there......

I always though 'Sy borg' and 'Stick it out' were the most dirty though....love that word 'plook'!!
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Originally posted by ResidentAlien ResidentAlien wrote:

Not at all.  I'd say Penis Dimension (from 200 Motels) near-about
takes the cake. 

You're right, I forgot about that one!
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Originally posted by ResidentAlien ResidentAlien wrote:

Not at all.  I'd say Penis Dimension (from 200 Motels) near-about takes the cake.  And anything from Joe's Garage is a close contender.
  That's quite true, Joe's Garage is a definate candidate for some of Zappa's most offensive work. Who could forget such delightful numbers as "Stick It Out" or "Keep It Greasy"?
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Originally posted by Bulbous 45 Bulbous 45 wrote:

Originally posted by ResidentAlien ResidentAlien wrote:

Not at all.  I'd say Penis Dimension (from 200 Motels) near-about takes the cake.  And anything from Joe's Garage is a close contender.
  That's quite true, Joe's Garage is a definate candidate for some of Zappa's most offensive work. Who could forget such delightful numbers as "Stick It Out" or "Keep It Greasy"?

And don't forget Bald Headed John.
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Dong Work For Yuda, Dirty Love, Camarillo Brillo, Keep It Greasey, Sy Borg, Stick It Out, Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?, SEX, He's So Gay etc.
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f**kyourself is pretty offensive and funny


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"Give me your dirty love
just like your momma makes her fuzzy poodle do.
Give me your dirty love
the way your momma makes that nasty poodle chew".


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Originally posted by marktheshark marktheshark wrote:

I always considered "Dinah-Mo-Hum" as Frank at his most X-rated with "Bobby Brown" a close second. Oh, he's had several other toilet songs before and after, but I think these were the crem ala crem. What say you?

Nah ... both Sy Borg and Stick it Out are more offensive IMO.
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Originally posted by king of Siam king of Siam wrote:

f**kyourself is pretty offensive and funny

Which album is that on - or do you mean the Steve Vai song?
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Originally posted by MikeEnRegalia MikeEnRegalia wrote:

Originally posted by marktheshark marktheshark wrote:

I always considered "Dinah-Mo-Hum" as Frank at his most X-rated with "Bobby Brown" a close second. Oh, he's had several other toilet songs before and after, but I think these were the crem ala crem. What say you?


Nah ... both Sy Borg and Stick it Out are more offensive IMO.


Well, what gets me about Dinah-Mo-Hum is the sound effects during the "malange" section. Sounds like you're right there watching all this go down. Girls panting and squeeling!
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Joes garage all of  it
Fix my car for a shiny sixpence
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Broken Hearts Are For Assholes is another great Zappa smut-a-thon.
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes is another great Zappa smut-a-thon.

that song always cracks me up I think his dirtiest is probably Keep it Greasy though.

the F*ck Yourself song is by both Steve Vai and Frank Zappa, but i think it was on a steve vai album

 
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Fillmore East, June 1971 w/ Flo and Eddie ain't too shabby either.
So much music. So little time.
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Originally posted by Karn Evil 9 Karn Evil 9 wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes is another great Zappa smut-a-thon.


that song always cracks me up 


 


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I have to agree with the whole Joe's Garage idea. I mean, songs about:

- Sex acts with young girls, one of which turns out to be a servicewoman for the "crew"
- A wet T-shirt contest
- Sex with a robotic machine, in extreme detail (the most offensive... errr funny)
- Pain during urination, and its cause (a virus with one heck of a vertical leap)
- Prison sex

Great stuff. And amidst all the filth, one of the best instrumental guitar songs ever. Dammit, Zappa was brilliant.
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Me Bwana Dik, O Me Bwana Dik!
My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
Bwana Dick is a legend, enormous thou art
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
Bwana dick speaks, the heavans will part.

And let's not forget that classic, "Brown Shoes Don't Make It":
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again
She's my teenage baby and she turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn...
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