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Hibou 
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 Posted: November 02 2005 at 00:28 |
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: a late 70’s/early 80’s flick where the little red fruit, capable of mumbling, locomotion and horrible violence, gang up on housewives, children and grown men alike. Omigosh...
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Gene Police: You!! Out of the pool!
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Logos
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Posted: November 02 2005 at 00:42 |
 Fantômas wrote:
Orgazmo is more than a classic. It's a F*CKIN classic. |
Hell yeah! 
Great to find other Orgazmo-fans here as well. Jizzmaster Zero!! 
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Ivan_Melgar_M
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Posted: November 02 2005 at 01:11 |
Fantomas wrote:
| But no Schwarzenegger movie can beat Conan the Barbarian. That's not only the best film he done, but the best filme ANYONE actually done. It's... PERFECT. The fact that he didn't speak any sh*t in english at the time JUST MAKES IT BETTER! I never really saw a better dialogue than this one: |
LOL but I believe you're mistaken, the only Shwarzenegger movie in which he was almost unable to speak English was done 12 years before Conan (Well, still he isn't able to say the name of the State from which he's Governor ), it was called Hercules in New York (Schwarzenegger was credited as Arnold Strong in the original version) simply ridiculous and outstanding piece of crap, Hercules tired of living in Mt. Olympus goes to visit New York and fights with the mafia, his lines were totally spoken by a double because even when he could speak basic English, his accent was too strong.
The most ridiculous thing is that the Governor decided to save his image, so he he asked to restore the original voice in year 2,000 despite his accent, as if anybody would have ever cared about this aberration.
Iván
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Trotsky
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Posted: November 02 2005 at 02:24 |
What a snob I am ... can't seem sit through rubbish long enough to enjoy it ... 
Closest though would have been during that phase when I wanted to sit through every Leslie Nielsen movie ... the Naked Guns and Airplane were excellent ... but somewhere around about Dracula Dead And Loving It and Mr. Magoo, I'm sure I had a few chuckles at something that was really quite lousy
Oh wait a minute ... what am I talking about ... the answer's obvious ...
Barberella!
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 02 2005 at 07:53 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Drachen Theaker
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Posted: November 02 2005 at 08:13 |
Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce has always been a favourite of mine.
It starts out like Alien, turns into a kind of vampire film before ending up as a zombie holocaust movie. You definitely get your money's worth with this film!
Some of the dialogue is priceless. After blowing up one of the zombies the SAS corporal says: "Collect the pieces and have them watched!"
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"It's 1973, almost dinnertime and I'm 'aving 'oops!" - Gene Hunt
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Fantômas
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Posted: November 02 2005 at 09:14 |
ivan_2068 wrote:
Fantomas wrote:
| But no
Schwarzenegger movie can beat Conan the Barbarian. That's not only the
best film he done, but the best filme ANYONE actually done. It's...
PERFECT. The fact that he didn't speak any sh*t in english at the time
JUST MAKES IT BETTER! I never really saw a better dialogue than this
one: |
LOL but I believe you're mistaken, the only Shwarzenegger movie in
which he was almost unable to speak English was done 12
years before Conan (Well, still he isn't able to say the name of
the State from which he's Governor ), it was called Hercules in New York
(Schwarzenegger was credited as Arnold Strong in the original
version) simply ridiculous and outstanding piece of crap, Hercules
tired of living in Mt. Olympus goes to visit New York and fights
with the mafia, his lines were totally spoken by a double because
even when he could speak basic English, his accent was too strong.
The most ridiculous thing is that the Governor decided to save his
image, so he he asked to restore the original voice in year 2,000
despite his accent, as if anybody would have ever cared about this
aberration.
Iván |
Damn, I forgot this movie. It's a wonderful example of a CRAPPY GREAT
movie! But I'm told that the lines in Conan were also spoken by a
double (and it sounds as it was).
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And above all, is punk 
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Moogtron III
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Posted: November 02 2005 at 09:25 |
Trotsky wrote:
What a snob I am ... can't seem sit through rubbish long enough to enjoy it ...
Closest though would have been during that phase when I wanted to sit through every Leslie Nielsen movie ... the Naked Guns and Airplane were excellent ... but somewhere around about Dracula Dead And Loving It and Mr. Magoo, I'm sure I had a few chuckles at something that was really quite lousy
Oh wait a minute ... what am I talking about ... the answer's obvious ...
Barberella!
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But that movie isn't bad at all, I'd say. Or maybe I was too young to see anything ridiculous about it: I saw it some 20 years ago, I guess. Well, maybe it is after all a bit corny... Duran Duran and his crazy machine, the hippies in space... extraterrestrial flower power
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James Lee
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Posted: November 03 2005 at 06:26 |
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Phil
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Posted: November 03 2005 at 11:03 |
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There's a web-site dedicated to bad movies which is called unsuprisingly, www.badmovies.org
Sorry I failed to provide the link but you know what to do!
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Trotsky
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Posted: November 03 2005 at 11:26 |
Moogtron III wrote:
Trotsky wrote:
What a snob I am ... can't seem sit through rubbish long enough to enjoy it ...
Closest though would have been during that phase when I wanted to
sit through every Leslie Nielsen movie ... the Naked Guns and Airplane
were excellent ... but somewhere around about Dracula Dead And Loving
It and Mr. Magoo, I'm sure I had a few chuckles at something that was
really quite lousy
Oh wait a minute ... what am I talking about ... the answer's obvious ...
Barberella!
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But that movie isn't bad at all, I'd say. Or maybe I was too young
to see anything ridiculous about it: I saw it some 20 years ago, I
guess. Well, maybe it is after all a bit corny... Duran Duran and his
crazy machine, the hippies in space... extraterrestrial flower power |
I think you just proved my point Moogtron ... so bad it's good!
Actually the first 20 mins weren't bad ...
or maybe that was because of the famous semi-strip tease ...
but by the time she met the mute angel, it was rank
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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MoodsWings
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Posted: November 07 2005 at 23:43 |
marktheshark wrote:
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970). One of the
funniest parodies on hippydom of the 60's ever done. Directed by King
of the Boobs Russ Meyer, it's got everything, sex, boobs, drugs, more
boobs, rock 'n roll (by Strawberry Alarm Clock) and more boobs.
Screenplay is written by (believe it or not) Roger Ebert. Yes, that
Roger Ebert!
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Agreed. I have a strange fascination for this movie. The same goes for Faster, Pussycat! Kill!... Kill!
Actually any of those old '60s counterculture movies like Psychout, The
Trip, Hells Angels on Wheels, The Wild Angels, Billy Jack, etc... I'm
quite a fan of that movie 'genre.' 
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: November 08 2005 at 00:44 |
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Velvetclown
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Posted: November 08 2005 at 14:20 |
Best movie: Cygnus X-3 in the hottub with 200 nude ladies and he just don´t know what to do 
Director´s Cut.
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Xymphony
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Atkingani
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 18:35 |
Barbarella was a great bad movie; the bad guy in the movie is called Duran Duran .
All Schwarsneterrtdfdhgegrrer movie are hillarious!
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Joren
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 19:48 |
Hibou wrote:
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: a late 70’s/early 80’s flick where the little red fruit, capable of mumbling, locomotion and horrible violence, gang up on housewives, children and grown men alike. Omigosh... |
Funny that you mention it. I have recently downloaded it and I have tried to sit through it. Unfortunately I found it very boring. But I think it might be hilarious if you would watch it with a bunch of friends.
Sample on the bottom of this page:
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killtomato/index.html
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Joren
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 19:49 |
I think my favourite "so bad it's good" movie would be Space Truckers.
Orgazmo is funnier, agreed, but I don't think it's bad in the first place, just corny. So that's why I didn't pick that one.
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Posted: November 17 2005 at 20:12 |
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Peace Frog
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Posted: November 18 2005 at 15:35 |
Plan 9 From Outer Space is unofficially the worst movie ever made. That means it's the funniest thing ever
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