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Belljar 
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 Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:18 |
Ha well, the only drugs I'm ever on is painkillers! But way to advertise your country
Even if I saw her, I could probably kick her ass as well as I did Mariahs! Though I feel kinda sorry for her being sucked into his world of bullsh*t. Well, that was before I saw she called me "stomme klote" (I can only guess what that means) and "Ursula The Seawitch" online
Oh damn her, I'll come to Holland if I need to!!!
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:25 |
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uhm.. I don't really mean to offend you.. but she just called you "stupid balls"
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Belljar
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:33 |
I'm not offended. Totally amused though!! Although she has no reason to slack me off, I don't exactly blame her for not liking me. Jealousy is a powerful thing! My sister and I tried to translate this huuuuuuge post she made about me somewhere (of course not knowing I would read it) with this 'dutch to English' translator. It was basically impossible because of all the nasty words. I just think it's funny
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:39 |
I could fix it if you send me the text.. I recently used a diddy to translate my english to german.. How about the languagearchives??
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Joren
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 11:43 |
 Radioactive Toy wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
On the contrary, sweet girl,
we are perfectly sane - it's the rest of the world that's crazy! |
do not EVER listen to the tricky words of an 40 years old man!
You know that they are leading to only one thing!
Just come to Holland, 2 lads with round your age (Joren and ME), ofcourse one extremly talented, and the other is just an apollo-rip off, but still it's loveley in holland! The sun is always shining here (when its not winter, raining or clouds are dominating the sky).
the sad thing is;
You don't look orange in Holland
If you come here you CAN try, but never be able to talk dutch
Well its your pick
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I also have talents! I can play the saxophone, I also draw a little and I am very good at ...er ...hanging around!
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 11:46 |
WOW! JOREN you play THE porn-instrument ??
cool  , once again.. post your drawings sometimes!
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Joren
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 12:42 |
Radioactive Toy wrote:
WOW! JOREN you play THE porn-instrument ??
cool , once again.. post your drawings sometimes!
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porn instrument?
I don't get it...
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 12:51 |
It's just a thing that me and my friend always laugh about.. the saxophone, when its played a bit soft and tender.. o dear.. it reminds everyone about porn
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 13:17 |
Joren's porn favorites use a banjo and mouth harp!!!!
Deliverance: Squeal, I say, Squeal like a pig!!!!!
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Belljar
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 14:19 |
Radioactive Toy wrote:
It's just a thing that me and my friend always laugh about.. the saxophone, when its played a bit soft and tender.. o dear.. it reminds everyone about porn |
You and your friends...have a wild imagination for sure! 
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 14:31 |
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oh dear
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Joren
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 14:44 |
BEND OVER 'N SPREAD 'EM!
(Here comes the ice pick in the forehead!)
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 15:21 |
Top ten with a bullet, spewed upon with creamed corn and shoved up and down a donkey's ..............
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will
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 17:27 |
Personally i see no connection between a saxaphone and porn. I think the biggest turn off is the claranet though (sorry if anyone plays it) as IMO it sounds like cat being strangled with a megaphone next to it which also alters the pitch slightly.
Hi Belljar, I think England is represented very badly. All people hear about is the huligans, facists (UKIP) and general A$% holes. Its a nice place really.
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Long live progression.
Will
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 18:05 |
Porn and a guitar with a cry-baby wah pedal....  
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Joren
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Posted: June 15 2004 at 09:06 |
No! Porn and boring (mourning) lounge music with "OOH's"  and "AH's" in it!
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: June 15 2004 at 11:03 |
Better than "OUCH!!!" and "Stop IT, Ethel" and "Crikey, that hurts!!"
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Belljar
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Posted: June 15 2004 at 12:46 |
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Better than "OUCH!!!" and "Stop IT, Ethel" and "Crikey, that hurts!!"
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I will choose to ignore that (lalalala) Instead I'll start singing Cold Ethyl for you all!
One thiiiiing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We meeeeeet last niiiiiiiiiight making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeeeeeze you in my aaaarms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeeeeze me with your chaaaaarms
And YES. On thursday I will rock out Alice-Cooper-style with umma! He doesn't really care about Alice but I still got him to go! ...Arghhh even though I'm not a huge fan, I am totally getting excited now!!!
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: June 15 2004 at 13:32 |
Alice surely inspired Mr. Marilyn Manson.... 
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Joren
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Posted: June 15 2004 at 13:43 |
Belljar wrote:
danbo wrote:
Better than "OUCH!!!" and "Stop IT, Ethel" and "Crikey, that hurts!!"
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I will choose to ignore that (lalalala) Instead I'll start singing Cold Ethyl for you all!
One thiiiiing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We meeeeeet last niiiiiiiiiight making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeeeeeze you in my aaaarms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeeeeze me with your chaaaaarms
And YES. On thursday I will rock out Alice-Cooper-style with umma! He doesn't really care about Alice but I still got him to go! ...Arghhh even though I'm not a huge fan, I am totally getting excited now!!!
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Dead babies can't take care of themselves!
Great lyrics!
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