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Jared 
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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 Posted: September 04 2005 at 12:53 |
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 13:03 |
NONE OF YOU BLOKES KNOW HOW TO FIGHT LIKE MEN!!!!!
PHONE-PROBE, PHONE-PROBE, TARKUS-WHIP, TARKUS-WHIP
**GLUES METAL FORK TO OPPONENT'S HAND AND FOCES IT INTO ELECTICAL SOCKET**
***FORCES OPPONENT TO LISTEN TO "LOVE BEACH," "CALLING ALL STATIONS," AND "UNION" ALL AT ONCE***
RABID ARMADILLO TO THE SMALL OF BACK
****EMPLOYS "PAVLOV'S DOG" EXERCIZE IN WHICH I RING A BELL AND A BULL DOG BITE OFF OPPONENT'S "MEMBER"*****
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 13:06 |
^^^you are one very disturbed young man... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 13:09 |
 fandango wrote:
^^^you are one very disturbed young man... |
this is my favorite:
TARKUS-WHIP
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 13:10 |
yes, I like ELP too... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 13:13 |
i don't...that's why i was beating you with it. 
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 13:19 |
...I'm not especially partial to being beaten over the head with metal armadilloes... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 21:55 |
Stonebeard, ya pansy!
Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, Magma Whip, Magma Whip, Raining fire, *puts a rabid platypus loose in pants*, cat scratch, bear hug, kidney punch, kidney punch, stomach jab, uppercut, Magma Whip, Magma Whip, *Drives a Volkswagon Eurovan over the foot then opens door violently knocking you down*!
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:05 |
CYYYYYYYGGGGNNNNUUUUS!!!!!!!!
PEANUT BRITTLE IN THE NOSE, ICE PICK TO THE EARLOBE.....
*plays a 27 hour interview with ian anderson talking about his 5000 cats, going in detail about their territorial instincts and eating habits*
*gathers hundread of pictures of the members of Rush and defaces them with silly moustaches*
*sprinkles birdseed down Cyggie's panties and shoves many small parakeets down panties in turn*
......CANTELOPE TO THE NUTSACK, INDIAN BURN
*faces many unopend bottles of wine at Cyggie's face and opens the all at the same time, causing hundreads of corks to hit Cyggie's face at a high velocity*
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:08 |
You can't put a silly moustache on Neil Peart!
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:12 |
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i know, it's already there!!!!!!
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:16 |
Nice red x.
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:17 |
copy past into a word document if you really want to behold it........but i think you already know what it is.
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:20 |
Yeah, Rush in aerobic suits.
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:21 |
*shivers*
uuugggghhhhh
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
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Posted: September 05 2005 at 23:40 |
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Eetu Pellonpaa
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Joined: June 17 2005
Location: Finland
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Points: 4828
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Posted: September 06 2005 at 02:32 |
Velvetclown wrote:
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I think I'm having hummer for lunch...
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Posted: September 06 2005 at 03:22 |
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Jared
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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Points: 20346
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Posted: September 06 2005 at 06:44 |
the significance of the truck being....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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jitu
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Joined: July 22 2005
Location: India
Status: Offline
Points: 482
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Posted: September 06 2005 at 06:48 |
ghaspitala tendli
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