PROG FOUND DEAD!!!!
As reported by C in C out //
Today the underground rap artist PROG was found
in the remains of an abandon hotel casino in Monte
Carlo appearing to look more like a burnt apple crisp
than what his fans remember him as. It appears he
was murdered back before the casino was burnt up
in a fire in the mid 90s and his remains were
excavated from a local waste dump facility.
It appears that this is one of the undiscovered
homicides that circled the globe back in the mid 90s.
Along with the murders of the British Rock and
Southern Rock brothers this appears to be the work
of the international intelligence's most wanted villian,
you guessed it THE RECORD COMPANIES!!!
Who as a whole seem to be apart of the international
conspiracy group that wishes to make morons out of
the masses. PROG was believed to be murdered for
leaking to many secrets.
PROGs followers are all mourning after what they
feared was validated today. Many followers of PROG
wil continue to search for the memories of what
PROG represented to them. Indeed PROG continues
to live in the hearts of many as sells of PROGs
teachings continue to spread.
Is it possible to raise PROG from the dead? Of
course not but many will search for new ways to find
that little PROG in everyone. But as long as that
notorius villian THE RECORD COMPANIES
continues is hostile reign free thinkers will be
corraled and neutered.
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Turn and run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning
odour.
They are invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering.
-the Gabe