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Aaron 
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Posted: May 20 2004 at 14:20 |
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i am used to metal forums where everyone is an
asshole, sorry if i will come off as one from time to
time
Aaron
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Peter
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Posted: May 20 2004 at 15:04 |
^ No problem, numbnuts!
Just kidding! (We do a lot of that here....) Welcome, Aaron!
Yeah, I've seen some of those metal forums -- some intelligent opinion and debate, but lots of sub-literate dysfunctional/delusional/hostile/psychopathic/bone-headed nastiness.
I'd go mad, and never stop arguing on such a forum -- even if I could stomach the overall poisoned atmosphere....
Metal itself can be cool & smart, though!   Love that classic PURPLE!
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: May 20 2004 at 17:05 |
 Peter Rideout wrote:
Metal itself can be cool & smart, though! Love that classic PURPLE!
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Never mind those old dinosaurs!
When I listen to Metal, I listen to Slayer, Rammstein, System of a Down or Motorhead.
Those bands sum up Metal for me! Gotta love those noisy muthas!
er... no offence meant, Peter - just my way...
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: May 20 2004 at 17:15 |
C'mon, Danny and Keith Partridge jamming together on "I Think I Love You" is about as close to Metal as Peter can handle. Thunderous bass lines and shredding six-string leads rapid fire over Chris Partridges pounding beat.
Come on, get happy. 
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Peter
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Posted: May 20 2004 at 18:27 |
^ "C'mon, get hairpiece," you mean, Danbald! Ha!
C'mon get herpes....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: May 20 2004 at 18:34 |
Not "back to Mariah " time, is it? 
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dude
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Posted: May 22 2004 at 02:19 |
HEY WE CAN TALK TOUGH HERE TO!!......WATCH THIS
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIG FATTY FAT POO HEADS WITH BONY GIRL ARMS AND YOU ALL LIKE TO PLAY WITH BARBIE DOLLS!!!!
  NOW THATS TOUGH TALK!!!!
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 22 2004 at 02:25 |
Wow thatīs heavy
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Stormcrow
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Posted: May 22 2004 at 03:41 |
dude wrote:
HEY WE CAN TALK TOUGH HERE TO!!......WATCH THIS
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIG FATTY FAT POO HEADS WITH BONY GIRL ARMS AND YOU ALL LIKE TO PLAY WITH BARBIE DOLLS!!!!
NOW THATS TOUGH TALK!!!! |
dude, dude, dude! You koala molesting, vegemite scarfing, sorry excuse for a long nosed bandicoot!
I never, EVER actually "PLAYED" with that Barbie Doll! It was simple scientific curiousity as to the anatomical correctness of the figure in question!
ONE TIME! That's all! And strictly in a manly man kind of way!
And besides, you fink, you promised that you'd never tell!
Manfully,
if undynamically - 'Crow
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dude
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Posted: May 22 2004 at 10:24 |
OH CMON STORMY!!,THATS WHAT YOU SAID AT THE TIME AND I STILL DONT BELEIVE YOU!! YOU HAD THE DRESSES, THE KEN DOLL(AND WE WONT GET INTO THAT!!)
IT WAS THE WAY YOU EXAMINING FOR ANATOMICAL CORRECTNESS
NO WONDER I BACKED AWAY AND LEFT THE ROOM QUICKLY!!!!
Edited by dude
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Stormcrow
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Posted: May 22 2004 at 10:56 |
dude wrote:
YOU HAD THE DRESSES |
YOU MONSTER! YOU HEARTLESS FIEND!
You never did tell me if you thought the red one made my butt look fat.
undynamically - 'Crow
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StarshipTrooper
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Posted: May 22 2004 at 12:38 |
Are You saying that playing with Barbie Dolls is wrong???
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Certif1ed
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Posted: May 22 2004 at 16:56 |
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Not if you're a GIRL
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Joren
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Posted: May 23 2004 at 05:12 |
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)
I guess Bobby Brown also played with Barbie dolls!
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dude
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Posted: May 23 2004 at 07:48 |
NO NO STORMY I SAID THE GREEN DRESS MADE YOUR BUTT LOOK FAT!!
THE RED DRESS MADE YOUR ANKLES LOOK THICK!!!!
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diddy
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Posted: May 23 2004 at 08:11 |
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If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear...
George Orwell
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Stormcrow
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Posted: May 24 2004 at 01:50 |
dude wrote:
NO NO STORMY I SAID THE GREEN DRESS MADE YOUR BUTT LOOK FAT!!
THE RED DRESS MADE YOUR ANKLES LOOK THICK!!!!
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Yes, sadly GREEN was never my color.
It wasn't the red dress.... after 3,247 ankle sprains playing (American) football, they just ARE thick.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 24 2004 at 07:41 |
Aha! Now we come to it!
American football - that explains the barbie dolls & the cross dressing! As everyone knows, American Football is for girls.........
This 'game' is effectively a bastardisation of good old ENGLISH rugby - you do not, however, see our glorious players sporting huge amounts of body-armour to go out for 5 minutes before trotting off again to be replaced by one of the 90-odd guys sitting on the touchline...... They're wimps, I tells ya!
And another thing.....Baseball!
Baseball? at ENGLISH primary schools (ie up to the age of about 9), we knew this game as "rounders" - as soon as we went to senior school, this game was dropped, as it is for children..... In America, it's part of your national culture!
So there we have it - American Football and Baseball, proof of national deviancy, and a sure path to cross dressing!
* sound of man running away VERY, VERY fast..........
Edited by Jim Garten
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 24 2004 at 08:03 |
 THERE HE IS ....GET HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dude
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Posted: May 24 2004 at 08:20 |
THERE HE IS!!!.....OH NO, HE HAS GOT HIS BADGER DEFENCE SYSTEM OPERATIONAL!!!
COMING FROM A COUNTRY WHERE REAL MEN PLAY REAL FOOTBALL WITHOUT ANY NEED FOR HELMETS ETC,I WILL JUST STAY OUT OF THIS ONE!!!!
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